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Hilarious Photo! Students Sleeping in class

Guess the subject?

Who would you love to come back...????

As for me i choose Micheal Jackson. . What about you?

KUST FRESH STUDENTS SCREENING AND REGISTRATION DETAILS- 2015/2016

This is to inform all the candidates
offered provisional admission into the Kano University of Science and Technology, Wudil undergraduate programmes for the 2015/2016 academic session that the authorities of the university have announced that the Central Screening and Registration exercise will commence from Monday, 29th February to Friday, 11th March, 2016 at the University premises.
Candidates should come along with original copies of their credentials such as:
1. 2015 UTME Result Slip/Direct Entry Slip
2. SSCE O’Level Result(s)
3. A Level Qualification (Direct Entry only)
4. Primary School Certificate
5. State Indigene Certificate
6. Birth Certificate/Declaration of Age
7. Letter of Reference from Reputable Person in the Society, etc
The Screening will commence from 9:00am each day.
Candidates are advised to strictly adhere to the above dates for the registration exercise.

How Old Do You Think Omotola Was In This Picture?

How old do you think Omotola was in this picture? Take a good guess.....
A. 14 years of age
B. 16 years of age
C. 20 years of age
D. 18 years of age

UNIJOS Strike Finally Over

Report reaching us has it that the strike action embarked upon by the UNIJOS chapter of the academic staff Union of Universities 3 months ago has been called off.
This is actually good news to all students and aspirants of UNIJOS.
The institution is expected to resume academic activities Monday January 25th, 2016

OMG! See the SMS a John Akweh's Blog reader just got now

I really dont think anyone in his or her right senses would formulate that message and send to mtn subscribers oh.

Hilarious! Fascinating job Interview

OFFICER:- what is your name?
Monday:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Philips
OFFICER:- your father's name?
Monday:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
Monday:- Marthin Philips
OFFICER:- your native place?
Monday : M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
Monday:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is
thaat?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
Monday:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop
wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u have M.P
Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh without telling me tank you, because you are my M.P. (My Person)

Photo: Secret Ogboni Fraternity Membership Form In 1955

The Ogboni Fraternity is regarded by some as the most powerful secret organization in Nigeria. According to the Nigerian Constitution, you cannot be a member of a secret cult and run for office of the President of the Federal Republic.

Buhari Budgets N980M For a Website "Upgrade" In 2016 National Budget

The Nigerian senate yesterday, revealed that the Senior Special Assistant to the President on the Senate, Senator Ita Enang, reproduced a budget document different from the original 2016 Appropriation Bill submitted to the National Assembly by President Muhammadu Buhari on December 22, 2015.

How to get 5gb on etisalat

Simply buy an easy cliq line or migrate to easy cliq. Make sure your account balance is empty then send DATA to 799.
Then immediately switch off the phone and remove the battery wait; for 2 minutes and insert your battery and on ur phone, then quickly send HEAVY to 229
ignore the text sent to u and load ur card immediately. After loading,
send OK to 229 and you are good to go.
Dail
*228#
to check ur balance.

How to steal someone’s data MB or GB through a code with just his or her number

This cheat only works using mtn sim... For example, you can't use airtel or glo sim to do this trick; but you can use mtn sim to potray this trick on any other sim.
Supposing your victim uses any sim other than mtn, this trick will still work, as far as you are using mtn sim.. So it goes like this; dial this code:

*88567*the victims number*the amount of data you want to collect*131#
Note: If the individual doesn’t have upto that amount you tried collecting... It will not work you will surely get an invalid response. After dialing the code, your are still on the right track, don't be afraid; Change your date to 01|01|2000 and change it back to the correct one immediately... After that remove your sim and put it back. Then check your data...
Please be sure your victim has enough gb/mb, dont steal from an individual who is just managing his megabyte please... Goodnews is that this cheat works for atleast 70% of mtn sims...
Badnews is that this operation must be carried out using …

N50 stamp duty on transactions: Salary accounts exempted, says CBN

Payments of salaries and wages as well as payments and deposits for self-to-self transactions whether inter or intra bank are exempted from the N50 stamp duty policy, the Central Bank (CBN) has said.

FG to build 10,000 primary healthcare centres - Minister

The Minister of State for Health, Dr Osagie Ehanire, said on Thursday in Abeokuta that the Federal Government would build 10,000 functional primary healthcare centres across the country.

Ronaldo: Messi owes me!

Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo affirmed that he now enjoys a better relationship with Lionel Messi, while pointing out that he is still awaiting payment for translation services at the Ballon d'Or.

What President Buhari Told Nigerian Entertainers During Our 3 Private Meetings - Ali Baba Speaks

Popular comedian, Atunyota Alleluya Akporobomerere popularly known as Ali Baba claims that Nigerian entertainers have been meeting privately with President Muhammadu Buhari.

Photo: When You Have A Job Interview With Diamond Bank

I concur

Very funny!! Unlimited Swagg

lol

Do you think Akpors beat the American?

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD and JAM when an American, and chewing GUM, sits down next to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
AMERICAN: You African folks eat the whole bread?
AKPORS: (in a bad mood) Of course.
AMERICAN: We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Africa.
The American has a smirk on his face. Akpors listens in silence. The American persists,
AMERICAN: “Ya eat jelly with the bread?
AKPORS: Of Course.
AMERICAN: We don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Africa.
AKPORS: (pissed off) Do you have sex in America?
AMERICAN: Why of course we do (the American says with a big smirk).
AKPORS: And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?
AMERICAN: We throw them away, of course.
AKPORS: W…

A bug and Akpors

Every night, Akpors would go down to the liquor store, get six bottles of beer, bring them home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

Buhari To Attend World Future Energy Summit

President Muhammadu Buhari will on Sunday, January 17, embark on a three-day official visit to the United Arab Emirates (UAE).
In the course of the visit, President Buhari would join the Secretary General of the United Nations, Mr Ban Ki Moon; Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Zayed Al-Nahyan of Abu Dhabi and other participants as a special guest of honour at the 2016 edition of the World Future Energy Summit.

Hahaha…People are forming blind and dumb these days

A stranger sent Akpors a text message;
STRANGER: “Good evening sir, how was your day? I’m so sorry for disturbing you. I got your number from someone you know. I kindly need your assistance, I need some money which is very paramount to my life and I don’t know if you can assist me with any amount sir. You can talk to me through text message because I’m deaf.”
Akpors quickly replied the message,
AKPORS: “Sorry please, I can’t see what you wrote. I’m Blind!”.

See this Throwback Pic of Dr. Sid From His Wedding; HILARIOUS!!

Mavin records artist, Dr. Sid took to his Instagram page to share a throwback
photo of himself and his label boss, Don Jazzy at his wedding.
The photo shows Don Jazzy making a funny face. We would like for you to help us caption this photo.
-Source: Sirkenayo.net

Hilarious photo! When your bae is a hunter

This is quite funny.
Which Creative Directors suggest these sort of PICS fa.
This one is kinda unique though, but mhennnnnnnnnn…iono mhen.

I'm Confused! Is This A Girl OR A Boy?

I saw this photo circulating on the
internet and the question I asked myself
is the same on everyone’s lips…
Is this a girl or a guy?

Drop your Comments.

Hilarious!! The 2016 Budget Has Been Found, See Where It Was Found

Found this Picture on the Internet.
Nigerians won’t kill someone..

This Really Got Me!! How Many Fishes Do You Have Left?

Try out this riddle. .

Ozil named German Player of the Year for the fourth time

Mesut Ozil has been named the German player of the year for the fourth time in the last five years.
The Arsenal playmaker lost the crown he had won three times in a row to Toni Kroos in 2014 but has reclaimed the award following a sensational return to form.
More than 51,000 fans voted for Ozil, giving him 45.9 per cent of the vote and a comfortable margin of victory ahead of Thomas Muller (15.9%) and Jonas Hector (13.6%).

Suicide attack kills 10 in Cameroon mosque

At least 10 people have been killed in a suicide bomb attack in a mosque in northern Cameroon.
The attack which occurred early on Wednesdayhas been linked to the deadly militant group Boko Haram.
According to Cameroon officials, the attack took place at 5:40am in a mosque at Kouyape. Thirteen people have been confirmed dead, including the suicide bomber who was identified as a man.
Since the group commenced its campaign of violence in 2009, about 20,000 people have been killed while more than 2 million have been displaced from their homes.

Photo Of The Day:- Can This Happen In Lagos?

Can this comfortably happen in Nigeria
especially Lagos?
A lady was dragging her box while on a
bike. MBANU!

Hilarious Photo! One Word For Him

lol

What is your aim in life ??

What is ur aim in life?
Choose with faith, and God will provide for U.
.
1. Teacher
2. Engineer
3. Doctor
4. Business personnel
5. Farmer
6. Lecturer
7. Nurse
8. Civil service
9. Army
10. Police
11. Navy
12. Pilot
13. Sports-man
14. Journalist
15. Advocate
16. Writer
17. Leader
18. Actor
19. Actress
20. Director
21. Photographer
22. Musicial
23. Gate-man
24. Driver
25. Comedian
26. Lawyer....
believing is receiving, as you type it so shall it
be in Jesus name. Amen

Very Important: Read The Three Laws Broken By Jesus In The Bible

In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws:
1. He first broke the law of biology by
coming to this world through a virgin. If
you ask a doctor they will tell you it is
impossible.
2. He broke the law of chemistry by
turning water to wine.
3. He broke the law of physics by
walking on sea.
4. He broke the law of economics by
feeding 5,000 people with just 5 loafs
and 2 fishes.
5. He also disagreed to mathematics
which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said
1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( the Trinity ).
6. He broke the law of nature, he died
and came back alive.
And He shall break any law binding you
down for a miraculous turn-around for
greatness.

What Do You Have To Say About This?

When your current Facebook location is London. Your school is Ekiti state university and you work at "MTN, South Africa". Your tweet is always from Malaysia. Your BBM location is Dubai and your real GPS location is somewhere in Oyo State. But you want God to locate you this year. My dear, where do you want Him to start from? Good day and Happy new week!

Have You Seen This Etisalat Advert Based Of Don Jazzy And Olamide’s “Back To Back”?

After the Headies melt down, many
thought Olamide might lose his
Endorsement with Major Brands but
Instead, Etisalat used his Headies Speech
for their New Ads.
“ Every Song was a Hit back to back ” to
“ Every Ads was a Hit back to back ”
#Etisalattitakeover”

Hilarious Photo: When Your Friend Falls Your Hand In An Exam Room

Those who don’t read before going to the
Exam hall can concur
This happened to me wella.

How To Use Whatsapp Plus Without Getting Ban On Whatsapp

As we all know whatsapp is one of the most popular messaging app that is today having billion of user that send and receives messages, images, videos and locations etc. But many of users know about whatsapp plus the app that was developed after whatsapp but it is having some of more features than whatsapp and one of them is the privacy feature which attracts users towards it than whatsapp.

Etisalat Cheat 0.0k Now Working like never before

Etisalat #0.0k is still working.with this ip You will understand that its really working like never before
If you have never use this etisalat cheat before just follow my lead.
Download any of the phishon handle
And set it as follow

And connect it that is all

IQ TEST: Which One Is The Baby's Real Legs.

which one is the baby real legs.

Hard To Get!!!

To all the ladies forming hard to get...check this out!!!

JAMB 2016 Registration Closing Date

The closing date for the registration of the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) as earlier announced by JAMB remains January 16th, 2016.
Though there are rumours that there's likely going to be an extension, our JAMB source has notified us that there is no official statement to that effect yet.
We therefore wish to advise all Myschoolers who are yet to purchase their 2016 UTME forms to do so on or before January 15th, 2016.
This also extends to candidates who are still waiting for supplementary or additional list of their choice schools for the 2015/2016 admission year to be released.
It is always a bad idea to have all your eggs in one basket. There is no 100% guarantee that your name will appear on the list even if the school eventually releases it.
To be on a safe side, get the JAMB form before it expires. That way, even if you miss the 2015/2016 admission, you will still stand a chance in the 2016/2017 session.
However, if JAMB eventually extends the registratio…

Lyrics: Justin Bieber - Misletoe

It’s the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'mma be under the mistletoe
I don’t wanna miss out on the holiday
But I can’t stop staring at your face
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I’mma be under the mistletoe
With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe
Everyone's gathering around the fire
Chestnuts roasting like a hot July
I should be chilling with my folks, I know
But I’mma be under the mistletoe
Word on the street Santa's coming tonight,
Reindeer's flying through the sky so high
I should be making a list, I know
But I’mma be under the mistletoe
With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe
With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe
Aye, love, the wise men followed the star
The way I followed my heart
And it led me to a miracle
Aye, love, don't you buy me no…

Lyrics: Taylor Swift - Out of the woods

Looking at it now
It all seems so simple
We were lying on your couch
I remember
You took a Polaroid of us
Then discovered (then discovered)
The rest of the world was black and white
But we were in screaming color
And I remember thinking…
[Chorus 2x:]
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet?
Good
Are we out of the woods?
Looking at it now
Last December (last December)
We were built to fall apart
Then fall back together (back together)
Your necklace hanging from my neck
The night we couldn't quite forget
When we decided (we decided)
To move the furniture so we could dance,
Baby, like we stood a chance
Two paper airplanes flying, flying, flying
And I remember thinkin'
[Chorus 2x]
(Are we out of the woods?!)
Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?
Twenty stitches in the hospital room
When you started cryin', baby…

Lyrics: Justin Bieber - Sorry

You gotta go and get
Angry at all of my honesty
You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies
I hope I don't run out of time, could someone call a referee?
Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
I know you know that I
Made those mistakes maybe once or twice
And by once or twice I Mean
Maybe a couple a hundred times
So let me oh let me
Redeem oh redeem oh myself tonight
Cause I just need one more shot at second chances
Yeah
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing more than just your body, ohh
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?
I'm sorry yeah
Sorry yeah
Sorry
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?
I'll take every single piece of the blame
If you want me too
But you know that there is no innocent one in this game for two
I'll go I'll go and then
You go you go out and spill the truth
Can we both say the words, say forget this?
Yeah

How to Touch Live | Naked Electric Wire without being Electrocuted

6 tips to Touching Naked Electric Wire without getting shocked
1. Make sure your body is not wet, I mean no water on your hand and body.
2. Make sure you Wear rubber or any shoe that does not have iron contact.
3. Before and when you hold the life wire don't touch wall or floor and you will see yourself doing what the guy did.
4. Make you don't touch the negative wire when holding the possitive one.
5.It doesn’t matter if you are holding your breath or not
6.if you are not an electrical student don't try this.
Even though it makes some sense, I will never attempt. Lols

ROCKING!!! MTN BBLITED SETTINGS FOR SIMPLE SERVER AND PSIPHON

The most preferred of the mtn blackberry plans that works perfectly on Android is Mtn BBlited. You can enjoy this plan with either Simple server or Psiphon Handler.
How Can I Subscribe For BBLITED?
To subscribe for any plan, use the USSD codes below
For Daily plan : *216*3*1#
Cost N70 For Weekly plan :
*216*3*2# Cost N350
For Monthly plan :
*216*3*3# Cost N1000
How Can i Get it To Browse On Android?
Firstly, subcribe any plan of
your choice Goto Mobile Settings on your device and create a new access point with the following:
Name : BBlited
Apn : web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Proxy : 127.0.0.1
Port : 8080
Save and set as default
Choose your preferred vpn to use for the setting.

Active Magic IP's to Continue Your Flexing With Etisalat Unlimited Surfing

I can see that most of you guys are unable to browse and download the way you like with Etisalat Sim since yesterday, you are just managing the available 150MB through IMEI tweaking. Now, it istime to back on the track with your Etisalat Unlimited surfing via Magic IP's.
Use any of the below active IP's with its Port to connect and resume your unlimited surfing with N0.0 via Psiphon and Etisalat sim:

176.9.19.101:::;3128
195.154.231.43::::3128
176.31.11.106;::3128
37.128.116.34::::3128

In your Psiphon under Proxy Server, you can use; instagram.comormobile.etisalat.com.ng%2F%3a@ 41.73.228.136

MTN BLAAST mb for mobile and PC (Reloaded)

For mobile
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
how to use The MTN blaast mb on
simple server
use SAS v3.7 for it to work.
Goto connection setting
Under choose tweak type,select queries
Then input Dis in ur front query:
get.blaast.com%2f%3aa@
Remember to use 127.0.0.1 8080
FOR PC
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
LHOST = ' 127.0.0.1'
IMETHOD = 0
ISPLIT = 0
RHTTP = 0
TIMEOUT = 60
PHOST = ' 010.199.212.002'
RQUERY = ''
RPATH = 0
PTYPE = 0
KEEP = ''
BQUERY = ''
MQUERY = ''
RHTTPS = 1
PPORT = 8080
LPORT = 8080
VALHDR0 = ''
VALHDR1 = ''
VALHDR2 = ''
VALHDR3 = ''
IQUERY = ''
ADMODE = 0
CQUERY = ''
CUSHDR2 = ''
C…

Hiddink names the midfielder who is Chelsea's 'ideal player'

Guus Hiddink believes John Obi Mikel is the “ideal player” to bring balance to Chelsea’s midfield.

Latest etisalat free browsing N0.0 Decmember 2015 - January 2016

Create New APN settings On Your Phone As Follows:
» Open your phone settings > Go to more > Go to mobile network > Go to access point names > Select Mtn, Then create new APN and configure as shown below:
» APN Type: default
» APN: etisalat
» Proxy: Blank
» Port: Blank
» Save And Activate it as your default settings
Then Launch Psiphon Handler, in the handler menu:
» Proxy type: Reverse Proxy
» Proxy server: instagram.com
» Real Proxy type: HTTP
» Real Proxy server: (leave it blank)
» Select save and click on “tunnel whole device”.
Click on the option tab
» Region: select, USA Server
» Select more option, And check “Connect through an HTTP” then select “Use the following settings:” then configure as.
» Host address: 5.101.168.240 OR 54.194.235.153:3128
» Port: 3128
Save and Click Start, then wait for atleast 10-20 minutes
Note: It usually takes time to connect, like 10 to 20mins.So, you need to exercise patient before it shows connected. Once the Psiphon connected, you w…

Why you should always Shut down Your Phone before removing the battery

Many people are fond of this atitude, they just pulled out the battery without shutting down your phone.
Lemme tell you some reason this is bad for your phone.
When you turn the phone off correctly, it knows that power will be disconnected shortly. That means all the apps and the operating system get the chance to save whatever needs to be saved and to go through their proper shutdown sequence.
Simply removing the battery will essentially instantly crash every running app as well as the operating system. It's like unplugging your computer while it's running; you can do it, but it's a bad idea.
And another is that While turning off your phone, the operating system ensures that every access to the phone's memory and external memory is properly terminated. If you take out the battery before shutting, you may corrupt the memory which may lead to unexpected behavior. Always turn off your phone before taking out the battery.
Hope you get this, so always tell others to turn o…

(Hilarious Photo) That Moment when you are the first graduate in your village...‪‬‪‬

That Moment when you are the first graduate in your village...
‪#‎ LoL‬
‪#‎ LeaveTrashForLa wma‬

Olamide Gets Angry, Slam Microphone On The Floor, Claims Lil Kesh Is His Next Rated

Adekunle Gold bagged the award for Alternative song of the year and the whole YBNL crew stepped on stage to receive the award and after Adekunle Gold gave his speech, Lil Kesh prostrated on the stage for Olamide.
The YBNL general then took the mic and blast the Headies award for giving the award to Reekado Banks

If Them Like Make Them Fire Katapot Of Envy!! Reekado Banks Is #TheHeadies2015 Next Rated

If Them Like Make Them Fire Katapot Of Envy!! Mavin Baddest “Reekado Banks” wins the Next Rated award for “The Headies 2015″
Congratulations Reeky Tom Tom…

HEADIES 2015: Teeymix posing with Soundsultan at the celebrity corner

#TheHeadies2015: The whole YBNL crew on Agbada (Photo)

Yoruba Boys Swag

REVEALED: HOW TO USE YOUR BLAAST MEGABYTE

Finally figured out how to use that blaast mb on simple server. You need the SAS v3.7 for it to work.
Goto connection setting,
Under choose tweak type, select queries.
Then input this in your front query:

get.blaast.com%2f%3aa@

Remember to use 127.0.0.1 and 8080 as your phone settings.
No ceremony again connect it and that's all!
This is JOHNAKWEH.BLOGSPOT.COM

Airtel 1gb for 60 naira

STEPS TO GET 1GB FOR N60 ON AIRTEL
STEP 1 > Get any phone and put your airtel sim
card in it then recharge N100 or N60
STEP 2 > To activate dial *141*1# then press 4,
press 1, press 2, then press 2 that's it or dial
*141*1*4*1*2*2#
NOTE: The 1gig last for a period of 14 days. not one month
and it can be used to brows on all sites including streaming and
downloading.
It's sim selective....

2GOMB NOW ROCKING BACK WITH SIMPLESERVER | JAN 2016

Hello Nigerians, compliment of the season to you all..
Yeah yeah i am back...
Here are the configs.......
Phone settings should be
Apn --web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Proxy-- 127.0.0.1
Port- 8080
Then save as current settings
Launch yhur simple android server
Tick Enable port
Proxy host-- 10.199.212.2
Proxy port--8080
Tick Enable Header tweaking
Choose Tweak Type-- Host replacement
Injection host-- wap.2go.im%2f%3aa@
Hit your start button and feel the groove!
Drop ur testimonies…

Happy New Year!! Your 2016 wishes here..

Well if you're reading this, you will definitely get into 2016 and even far surpass 2016, by the Grace of God.

New etisalat unlimited Browsing for 2016

First of all, download psiphon. Open it and edit it:
proxy type:reverse proxy
proxy server: instagram.com
real proxy type:HTTP. After that save and go to settings > more options > tick connect through http proxy and use the following settings:
host adress: 50.30.152.130

proxy: 8086...

Under phone apn..

apn:etisalat
proxy: 127.0.0.1 port:8080..
That's all oo enjoy!!!