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Do you think Akpors beat the American?

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD and JAM when an American, and chewing GUM, sits down next to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
AMERICAN: You African folks eat the whole bread?
AKPORS: (in a bad mood) Of course.
AMERICAN: We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Africa.
The American has a smirk on his face. Akpors listens in silence. The American persists,
AMERICAN: “Ya eat jelly with the bread?
AKPORS: Of Course.
AMERICAN: We don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Africa.
AKPORS: (pissed off) Do you have sex in America?
AMERICAN: Why of course we do (the American says with a big smirk).
AKPORS: And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?
AMERICAN: We throw them away, of course.
AKPORS: We don’t. In Africa, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America!
Instantly the American spat out the chewing gum.
WHO DO YOU THINK WON THIS ROUND?

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