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I took a pill in Ibiza To show Avicii I was cool And when I finally got sober, felt 10 years older But fuck it, it was something to do I'm living out in LA

OXFORD DICTIONARY: New word inclusion. BUHARI /boo-ha-ree:/ Noun: buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough; e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses" Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous grueling, painful, hellish; Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple. Verb: buharify, buharicate, buharification; 2. to make complex, worse, unbearable; e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here" "The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process" Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate; Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate. Adjective: buharific 3. terrible, hectic, difficult; Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty, thorny; Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant. e.g "How were your final exams? It was buharific!!!" Credit: OluwaTosin Liam

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One of the major decisions taken at the end of the 2016 policy meeting that has all the stakeholders in the education in attendance, was that post-UTME should be scrapped.

The Minister of information and culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed has said that the Federal Government has fulfilled its promise to create jobs for Nigerians.

Former Chief of Defence Staff (CDS) Admiral Ola Sa’ad Ibrahim (Rtd) has blamed politics for failure of the military to defeat Boko Haram under the leadership of former President Goodluck Jonathan, Dailypost reports.

Some students of Baptist High School, Adeeke, Iwo caused a stir among their colleagues as they appeared in the school in choir robes and other church garments.

Reports reaching NAIJ.com have it that top Nigerian producer, Babatunde Okungbowa aka OJB Jezreel, is dead.

Imagine you wake up one morning only to find out that; 1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre 2. NEPA bill is N30 per month 3. Super Eagles won the World Cup 4. Buhari picks Jonathan as Vice President 5. Kano Pillars just signed Lionel Messi 6. Osogbo is the new Capital of Nigeria 7. Nigerian Rapper Olamide wins a grammy award 8. Dangote is a gate-man in one the of kano motor parks 9. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence, fighting against terrorism! 10. Don Jazzy signs Music Singer Justin Beiber Which one of the above will surprise you most?

The Russian Connection (1): A monk in Berlin

For those who’ve never been to Lagos, and those who’ve been living in Lagos, but have been ignorant to all its many glories (probably because they live the life of from house to car to office), here are some things you might see in other states, but you can never find them well objectified the way you find them in Lagos.

I was barely six Uncle said it won’t hurt I am teaching you He said But you mustn’t tell a soul Our little secret Must be between us If you speak You’ll die!

No sooner had the short man mounted her that he gave a loud roar and collapsed with a heavy thud right beside her. He panted like a deer that had just fled the hunter, a triumphant smile crossing his face as he ran his fingers all over her face. There was no need for telling that he had just had the greatest pleasure of his life at the detriment of changing the entire world of his victim.