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If All These Happened....Which Would Suprise You Most?

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Imagine you wake up one morning
only to find out that;
1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre
2. NEPA bill is N30 per month
3. Super Eagles won the World Cup
4. Buhari picks Jonathan as Vice President
5. Kano Pillars just signed Lionel Messi
6. Osogbo is the new Capital of
Nigeria
7. Nigerian Rapper Olamide wins a
grammy award
8. Dangote is a gate-man in one the of
kano
motor parks
9. Shekau becomes Minister of
Defence,
fighting against terrorism!
10. Don Jazzy signs Music Singer
Justin Beiber
Which one of the above will surprise
you most?

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