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The hashtag was #NigeriaDecides. But they decided wrong! On the 29th March, 2015 was the day Nigerians boldly decided without an iota of doubt that Muhammadu Buhari is the best presidential candidate for the next four years. And they voted him.

According to NASA, we have about 4,000 planets. Which took twenty years to discover. Some say Science is God (or vice versa), but are we really alone?

Good Morning Nigeria! I am just reminded of those Facebook girls who post an early morning selfie with the caption: "Slept like a baby." A baby dragon you mean, huh?

Insanity or "unsound mind" happens when one acts or talks in an abnormal mode of cognitive reasoning. It happens everyday. All over the world. And now, right here in Nigeria.

English Language is the pure language. Used by many countries as their official language in the world today, it has certainly gone far than just speaking. It is written down and even used as a communicating language between a man and a pet.

It is disgraceful and shameful. Simultaneous degradation of our country Nigeria. The news spread worldwide as fast as a burning bush. Who will clear our name? Now people will laugh and win bets that corruption is really the bedrock of this country.

Okay, i thought it was Nigeria's Health sector that was messed up, but i just got a tweet from a follower of this blog that Kenya should be our centre of worry.

Is this boredom or am i trying to save a life? The latter i presume. Please react and share this.

Am guessing ya'll should be aware that OAP of Cool Fm is now into Vlogging. And he preaches! Well, the guy calls it teaching. Haha.

Lemme just try ta inspire you this weekend. 1. You're not the same person you were a year ago. 2. You've got goals. 3. You've experienced real hardships. 4. You have 1 or 2 close friends. 5. You know that God has great things in store for you.

1. Eminem - Lose yourself 2. Eminem - Stan 3. Nf - Therapy session 4. Eminem - Beautiful

Just some research i did during my free time. Time ta take you back memory lane a bit. Here we go. 1. Vint Cerf & Bob Kahn (TCP/IP) 2. Sir Tim Berners-Lee (World Wide Web - www) 3. Larry Page & Sergey Brin (Google Inc.) 4. Bill Gates (Microsoft) 5. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)

This works on all Windows Operating Systems. 1. Insert your drive. 2. Goto My Computer. 3. Click on Advanced. 4. Click on Setting Of Performance. 5. Click on Change. 6. Select the drive and click on Custom Size. 7. Enter 1024 in Initial Size and 30280 in Maximum Size. 5. Save and you're done.

Episode #2 John: med, you ever kissed a pretty lady before? LGwan: dog, i was close to doing it Kenny: what happened? She discovered you didn't brush your teeth? John: puhaha. Must have smelt like rotten eggs kept in unwashed socks Kenny: buhaha. Or hot-boiled cum LGwan: no, you certified fools of infinite stupidity. My mama woke me up before i did it. [Kenny fainted, woke up, and re-fainted again. John fainted without falling down.]

Happy International Women's Day! In March, thousands of world leaders, NGOs & activists meet to discuss how to improve the lives of women and girls. So just like the Girls Guides and Girls Scouts, i'll be sharing some tips on how the lives of women can be improved in our present society.

Laugh and forget your bars! That's right! It's a rap comedy ya'll. Cast: > Kenny Dach > John Akweh > LGwan Mohammed

Don't get fiesty about the photo above. I ain't referring to the bald band guys. Okay, you are a pagan and you serve a god who demands material things just to make one tuber of your yam look like the size of a car tyre. Look at you! (Feel like spinning your jaw, idiot!)

Okay, am back. After a short break. One week i think. Now, i've been hearing shit about snake swallowing 36million naira, and monkey swallowing 76million naira, too. Like it's an animal responsibility.