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Chronicles Of LGwan Mohammed - Episode #2

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Episode #2


John: med, you ever kissed a pretty lady before?


LGwan: dog, i was close to doing it


Kenny: what happened? She discovered you didn't brush your teeth?


John: puhaha. Must have smelt like rotten eggs kept in unwashed socks


Kenny: buhaha. Or hot-boiled cum


LGwan: no, you certified fools of infinite stupidity. My mama woke me up before i did it.


[Kenny fainted, woke up, and re-fainted again. John fainted without falling down.]

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