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There is a book titled, "365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID" and the unbelievable nate below is from that book:
"If you bought our course, ' how to fly in six easy lessons,'" we apologize for any inconvenience caused by our failure to include the last chapter, 'how to land your plane safely?' Send us your name and address and we will send you the last chapter post haste."

Is that not incredible? Can you imagine a student pilot taking off in a plane without knowing how to land it? All i can see is his or her bitter obituary swallowed up by tears shed like a river current by those left behind (REGRETS). LOL.

Man to pay N450,000 for allegedly beating another with wood

A 28-year-old man, Monday Michael, was on Monday charged before an Ota Magistrates Court in Ogun for alleged assault.
Michael, who lives at No. 36, Fadipe Street, Iyana-Ilogbo, Ota, is facing a two-count of assault and conspiracy.
The Prosecutor, Sgt. Chudu Gbesi told the court that the accused and others still at large, committed the offences on July 25 at about 7.00 p. m. at Iyana-Iyesi, Ota.
Gbesi said that the accused and his accomplices conspired to assault one Jelili Badru by using a plank wood to inflict injuries on his neck.
He said that the offences contravened Sections 351 and 452 of the Criminal Code, Vol. 1, Laws of Ogun, 2006.
The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge.
The Senior Magistrate, Mr S. O. Banwo, granted bail to the accused in the sum of N450,000 with two sureties in like sum.
Banwo said that the sureties must reside within the court’s jurisdiction and swear to an affidavit of means.
He also said that the sureties should submit four recen…

Maths teacher kills 83-year-old uncle over land dispute

A mathematics teacher is blaming the devil after killing his 83-year-old uncle over a plot of land in Enugu State.

The suspect, Mr. Daniel Ekemezie, aka Bakassi, is a teacher in Ukpata Community Secondary School, in the Uzo-Uwani Local Government Area of the state.

Ekemezie, a father of two, had been engaged in a long-running land dispute with his uncle, Mr. Patrick Odoh.

Both men are natives of Ukpata community, in the Uzo-Uwani area of Enugu, where the incident happened.

It was gathered that around 8pm on March 4, 2017, Ekemezie abducted his uncle, Odoh, after waking him up from sleep.

He was alleged to have gagged Odoh and tied him to a tree in a forest.

The octogenarian was abandoned in the forest until March 8, 2017, when Ekemezie, having discovered that he was dead, allegedly buried him in a shallow grave.

Confirming the development, the Public Relations Officer, Enugu State Police Command, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, said Ekemezie was arrested by operatives of the Anti-Kidnapping Unit…