Skip to main content

REALLY HILARIOUS!!

By
There is a book titled, "365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID" and the unbelievable nate below is from that book:
"If you bought our course, ' how to fly in six easy lessons,'" we apologize for any inconvenience caused by our failure to include the last chapter, 'how to land your plane safely?' Send us your name and address and we will send you the last chapter post haste."

Is that not incredible? Can you imagine a student pilot taking off in a plane without knowing how to land it? All i can see is his or her bitter obituary swallowed up by tears shed like a river current by those left behind (REGRETS). LOL.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular Posts

Kylie Jenner gets a new car from boyfriend, Tyga

By
Rapper Michael Ray Nguyen-Stevenson, known by his stage name Tyga, reportedly bought reality TV star Kylie Jenner a bright red Mercedes G-Wagon for her 18th birthday on Monday. "The Keeping Up With The Kardashians" star posted an image of a tanned leather Hermes handbag after a family dinner which kicked off the celebrations. It only got better as Jenner drove away from Nobu restaurant in Malibu in the Mercedes G-Wagon, reports mirror.co.uk.
Post a Comment
Read full story »

BREAKING: Policemen shoot UNIOSUN students

By
There is confusion at Oke Baale area of Osogbo, the Osun State capital, as some policemen allegedly opened fire on some students of the Osun State University while playing football on Saturday morning. Our correspondent gathered that that two students were hit by the bullets. One of them identified as Abiola Kazeem, was said to have been hit on the stomach and was rejected at two hospitals before he was taken to LAUTECH Teaching Hospital Osogbo where he is now being treatment.
Post a Comment
Read full story »

Oritsefemi And Manager At War Over 49.5million Naira Scandal

By
Oritsefemi might be at war with his manager Danku, whose real names are Mr. Yusuf Adebola Adepitan. Oritsefemi has filed a petition against Danku to the Nigerian Police Force, claiming “a threat to life, fraudulent activities, and criminal conspiracy against the person and international image of Ortisefemi.“ The petition was filed on May 22, 2015 to the Commissioner of Police, Lagos state. The document states that Danku took a 2014 model E Vogue Range Rover SUV belonging to Oritsefemi without his permission and allegedly damaged it in a car accident. It also read that Danku was not able to declare the sum of N58 million, which represents the total amount of money Oritsefemi made from shows, performances and endorsement deals with Mac Dowell and Brandy. Danku was only able to declare N5.5 million at the end of the day. In a recent Instagram post, Oritsefemi has announced that his former contacts for bookings should be disregarded and from now on Eniola Olofin is in charge...
Post a Comment
Read full story »