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Easy Way To Check JAMB Result Online for 2016

You can check your 2016 JAMB/UTME Results free of charge (without scratch card) by following these 5 simple steps as shown below.

Whatsapp To Discontinue Update on Blackberry and Nokia Phones

Earlier this week Whatsapp celebrated its 7th year anniversary with its 1 Billion Active users, instead to break a bad news on such a good day, the team decided to wait till on Friday when they announced that the app will soon be discontinued on BlackBerry and Nokia devices running those company's operating systems.

Mourinho makes defensive shortlist

Jose Mourinho has compiled a five-man defensive shortlist for Manchester United which includes Everton's John Stones, Barcelona's Marc Bartra, Real Madrid's Raphael Varane, PSG's Marquinhos and Athletic Club's Aymeric Laporte.

Tottenham to make Mandzukic bid

Tottenham are planning a bid of around €25 million for Juventus striker Mario Mandzukic after the Croatia fell down the pecking order in Turin.

Arsenal & Chelsea battle for Barca wonderkid

Arsenal and Chelsea are both hot on the trail of 16-year-old Barcelona striker Abel Ruiz, who is yet to sign a professional contract with the Catalan club.

Must Read: God Is Evil??

Just got this in my email now:
If you don't already know, *Lucifer* is our true lord and savior. Do you
believe me?
Let me prove it to you, with my book *Hallowed Be Thy Name: Lucifer,
Origins & Revelation*, which I dare claim is "the most blasphemous and
crucial theological disclosure of the past two thousand years." I have
revealed who Jesus, Lucifer, Satan, God and Goddess *truly* are. I also
disprove many widely cherished beliefs: Lucifer is our creator, God is
evil, Hell does not exist, Satan is the Holy Spirit, the gods are not
cosmic beings, etc.
Naturally, this will be of interest to all you Satanists and Luciferians.
Christians, Jews and Muslims will also take great interest since it is, of
course, primarily about *your* deities. It will bring pagans and
polytheists closer to the roots of their faiths as well. Atheists
will enjoy it because it gives them a much more compelling and effective
argument than what they already have.
Don't just take my word for…

Wizkid’s Ex, Sophie Rammal Welcomes Child (Photos)

Sophie Rammal came to limelight when she featured in Wizkid’s ‘Holla at your boy’ video and the duo had a short relationship afterwards. She recently tied the knot and has now welcomed a child with her husband. We say big congrats to her. See two more photos below.

We Now Have Softwares To Reduce The Possibility Of Guessing Answers Right - JAMB

The JAMB’s Public Relations Officer, Dr Fabian Benjamin has disclosed that the board ahead of the 2016 UTME had invested in the training and acquisitions of softwares that will reduce the possibility of candidates guessing answers correctly.
In his words, "Technically, what we were using before to test students was what we called Classical Test Theory, but now we have adopted what we call Item Response Theory. The difference is that the Item Response Theory reduces the percentage of guessing.The tendency for students to guess and guess right is minimal with this software."
With this development, Candidates who are experts in guessing answers to questions during examinations, may find it hard to cope unless they studied hard.
According to JAMB, candidates will have a graphical result of the test sent to their phone numbers 30 minutes after the examination and the actual result sent to them within four days.

Expect Your Result Within 30 Minutes After The Examination - JAMB

The Joint Admission And Matriculation Board has assured candidates participating in the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination that their result will be made available 30 minutes after they have left the hall.
This was disclosed by the JAMB Boss, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde.
According to him, candidates will receive a
graphical result of the examination via SMS on the mobile
phone numbers they provided during registration.
While the actual result will be made available online within four days.

JAMB CBT Practice Software 2016 - Free Download Now Available

This year's JAMB CBT Practice Software is packed with great features and an easier to use interface, to give you the same experience you would have in the real JAMB CBT exam for 2016.
If you have this CBT software, you no longer need to visit any training centre as it also contains "Help Topics" and Free JAMB Syllabus that can be used to train yourself on how to write JAMB CBT Exam within a few hours.
It now has the updated questions till 2015 for all major subjects and you can now reset your time and number of questions as you get better. The best part of it is that it can be used offline and does not require the internet to work.
The good thing also is that the 2016 JAMB CBT practice software has been developed and designed in a compact way, with size of only 8.89MB, it can be downloaded in less than a minute. If you want to start your free download, while you continue reading, please click here to download for free.

JAMB Admission Cut-off Marks For 2016 Release

The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) registrar, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, Friday said, the cut-off marks for admission of candidates into tertiary institution for 2016/2017 academic session is 180 for degree programmes, and 150 for national certificate in education, national diploma and national innovation diplomas. 2016 Universities Cut-off Marks - 180
2016 Polytechnic Cut-off Mark - 150
2016 College Of Education Cut-off Mark - 150
This denote that any candidates who scores lower than 180 for Universities or 150 for polytechnics can not gain admission into any institution in Nigeria.
Over 1.5million UTME candidates have registered for the examination slated to commence on Saturday, 27th.
The examination which will run for 10 days, will leave candidates to jostle for the 800,000 admission slots in Nigeria’s tertiary institutions.

(Must Read) 13 Rules on how to Pass WAEC in 2016

Everything has rules,WAEC has its own rules too.There are 13 of them you should adhere to in order to pass your WAEC stresslessly in 2016.
WAEC rules
Here are the rules
The following information would be on the
website so that candidate could read them
completing their entries.

7 easy ways to break up before Valentines Day

Too broke/afraid to deal with the Valentines Day hassles and spending? Here are 7 easy ways to break up with your lover before February 14
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!!
2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!
3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!
5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply me the next day?… its over!!!!
7.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over!

Joke: When two crazy people get married

HUSBAND: Sweetheart!
WIFE: Yes honey!
WIFE: Why?
HUSBAND: Come first.
WIFE: Ok, I’m here.
HUSBAND: Pull off your clothes.
WIFE: What for?
HUSBAND: Please, do it now!
WIFE: Pulls her clothes off.
HUSBAND: Pull off your panties.
WIFE: (confused) why?
HUSBAND: Just do it now!
WIFE: Ok (pulls her panties off). I’m Unclad now.
HUSBAND: Come to the bed!
WIFE: (goes to the bed) Here I am!
HUSBAND: Spread your legs!
WIFE: (stunned) I’ve done it!
HUSBAND: Help me count my money!
WIFE: Must I be unclad while counting your money?
HUSBAND: Yes, because I don’t trust you when it comes to money!
Which state do you think this man comes from?

JOKE: Buhari responds to Chelsea match

Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored yesterday Night ?
Buhari: Which Mikel?
Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria
Buhari: What did you drink last night?
Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner.
Buhari: Osinbade, That means change have catch Mikel and football
Osinbajo: Yes, change has change Mikel
Buhari: Did Chelsea win?
Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal
Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it
Osinbajo: How?
Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me.

Akpors and the sunday school teacher

At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an interesting topic, the teacher asked, “Any question?”
Akpors, looking puzzled, raised his hand.
Akpors : “You said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?”
Teacher: Yes
Akpors: “U said the children of Israel crossed the red sea?”
Teacher: Yes
Akpors: “U said the children of Israel also brought down the mighty walls of Jericho?
Teacher: “Yes Akpors!” “What exactly is your question?”
Akpors : “When the children of Israel were doing all this, where exactly were the adults of Israel??”
One word for Akpors?

From Grass to Grace: Promise the Street Shoe-Rack Hawker Rewarded by Kcee, Gets Luxury Apartment

The story of Promise the street shoe-rack hawker is that of rising from grass to grace. The young man who was last week rewarded by Nigerian singer, Kcee who he met on the street.

Omg! Read What Happened to Man Who Was Having S*x With Girlfriend While Driving

An Indian man died in a car crash after losing control of the wheel while having s*x with his girlfriend in the moving vehicle.

I Prefer to Die Fighting Corruption - EFCC Boss

Ibrahim Magu, the acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), has vowed to fight corruption in Nigeria to a standstill even if it would cost him his life.

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Twelve in Olympus
Everything is about to change
3 brothers: Zeus, Poseidon and Hades
Overthrow father Kronos
Zeus leading independently in his stead

Tragedy! 8-year-old Boy Dies in Soak Away Pit

Tragedy struck late on Thursday in Alapere, Ketu, near Lagos when an eight-year-old boy fell into a soakaway pit and died.

No Way! What Man Found in His House Behind His Faulty Plug Socket Will Shock You (Photos)

A man was shocked to find that the reason for his faulty electrics and smoking plug sockets was actually a huge python.

Ospina wants Arsenal exit

Goalkeeper David Ospina wants to leave Arsenal after falling behind Petr Cech in the pecking order but is keen to stay in England despite interest from Spain and Italy.

Mourinho wants Morata at Man Utd

Jose Mourinho is keen to bring Juventus striker Alvaro Morata to Manchester United this summer with Real Madrid unlikely to activate their buy-back option.

Guardiola banned from signing Bayern players

Bayern Munich have a verbal agreement with Pep Guardiola ensuring the coach will not try to sign the likes of Thomas Muller and Robert Lewandowski for Manchester City.

Watford line up Ighalo replacement

Watford are reportedly resigned to losing Odion Ighalo this summer and have lined up Isaac Success from partner club Granada.
Source: Daily Mirror

Hilarious photo: Me trying to do homework

Hilarious photo: When the group plans are cancelled but you didn't want to go in the first place


Hilarious photo: When your best friend is a penguin too.

Lol. See photo. . .

I knew I wasn't the only one to think this lol


Yeah i think people will like this coz there are some stupid you dont want them to call ur number again, most expecially this will be useful for girls that doesn't want disturbance from some guys! Now catch am below!
then on the person will not be able to call you again
with that number. Dial #35*0000# to cancel it.
Remember if you have barred more than one person
when you dial #35*0000# it will cancel everybody you

List of Best Websites to learn Programming and Web Design

Do you need a list of websites to learn how to code? Be it websites you that you want to code it applications, these websites listed below can help you. They teach people how to program. The tutorials can be paid or free and it can be through videos or text.
Are you looking for where to learn and practice programming l. These are the sites for you
Websites to learn how to program
Are they the best?
Am not sure but they're definitely among the most popular.
Note, you can also learn Web design from some of these websites.
Do you have others in mind? Please share.

Hilarious! Man Bans All Bankers From His Restaurant Because a Bank Refused to Give Him Loan (Photo)

A 30-year-old restaurant owner in Paris, Alexandre Callet, has banned all bankers from his gourmet eaterie - because he was turned down for a loan for £55,000.

President Buhari appoints new DG (Budget), Special Adviser, Planning

President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the appointment of Tijjani Mohammed Abdullahi as the Director-General (Budget).

What is wrong with this photo?

Quote of the day...

Val: Spoil your girlfriend with these...

Flufy. . Lol

Hilarious Valentine Post

Girlfriend: Honey, I want iPhone 6 for Valentine
Akpos: Whaat! Seriously? In this economy? You don’t know what you are saying!
Girlfriend: Ok. On Val’s day, use my picture as your DP on Facebook and Whatsapp with the caption “My only true love”.
Akpos: *Scratches head* erm… where can we get the Iphone to buy?
One Word For Akpos??

What is wrong with this photo of a woman crying?

This is absolutely horrible and devastating! Please keep Nigeria in your prayers.

Justin Bieber takes front cover of GQ Magazine


Movies You've watched more than once and never get bored. . .

As for me, i choose: The Avengers, The Originals, Step Up. . Drop your's

Wike said Amaechi took $150m from the state coffers to bank roll major election campaigns of the APC, Punch reports

Punch reports that Wike said Amaechi took $150m from the state coffers to bank roll major election campaigns of the APC.

Bible verse of today....


Photo: Meet Tobi Ayeni (MISSTECHY) – Top Nigeria’s Female Tech Blogger

Dude... She's cute...

JAB Jam Review: Solidstar ft Davido - WAIT

Ya'll gotta get this song. It's a jam in the making. Just got mine chaps.

Photo: Jake Miller shares a photo of him during training

Getting ready for a game uhn?

COMPARISON: N'Golo Kanté vs. Yaya Touré in the Premier League this season

Toyin Aimakhu Tries New Look (Photo)


Throwback photo from pantoranking's video 'MY WOMAN' featuring wande coal

Love tha' collabo. . .

Photo: First day of school vs rest of the school year


Photo: The only wild jaguar in USA

Like in chronicles of narnia... Lol

Throwback photo from Burnaboy's video, 'Like to party'

Always the hottie first...

Event: Celebrating AKA's birthday as a concert tomorrow

A concert for the broda.. @akaworldwide

Uberfacts: Basically they have more money

Right or wrong?

Event: Tomorrow we celebrate the life mega - AKA

Incase you were wondering. @KONG_urban and @Harem_sa Got a Massive Concert going on.

Who can interpret this for me?

It's written in spanish i think. Anybody?

Real or fake story? (MUST READ)

drop ur comments

What the hell...

Return of batman??

Throwback photo of rapper drake back in high school

The rapper just shared it via his twitter handle @DailyDrakeStuff. Lmao.

Future set to drop new album this friday

Rapper, Future Announces He's Dropping a New Album on Friday on DJ.