1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
.
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
.
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not
with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
.
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the
farmer who grows corns by the road side have
the
same problem. (Nigeria)
.
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open,
never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not
know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
.
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never
tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
.
7. The only woman who knows where her man
is every
night is a widow. (Togo)
.
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
.
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, you are
sure to
wake
up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
.
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles
is the
day you will know there is a better way of
resolving
issues without using violence.
vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
.
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
.
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not
with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
.
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the
farmer who grows corns by the road side have
the
same problem. (Nigeria)
.
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open,
never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not
know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
.
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never
tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
.
7. The only woman who knows where her man
is every
night is a widow. (Togo)
.
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
.
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, you are
sure to
wake
up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
.
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles
is the
day you will know there is a better way of
resolving
issues without using violence.
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