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7 easy ways to break up before Valentines Day

Too broke/afraid to deal with the Valentines Day hassles and spending? Here are 7 easy ways to break up with your lover before February 14
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!!
2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!
3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!
5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply me the next day?… its over!!!!
7.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over!

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