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Exclusive: HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE INSANE

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1. U smile with a little laughter alone just
bcus u
are
charting on social network.
U AR INSANE
2. If u shout a-goal! just bcus u score 2:1 for
chelsea in ur
phone PES game.
U ARE INSANE

3. U did enough calculation on how u can
romance ur
girlfriend when u can't even solve simple
arithmetic in
maths.
U ARE INSANE
4.U gave #2000 to ur girlfriend yet u went
to
meet ur
mum to collect hundred naira for recharge
card.
U R INSANE
5. If u dey cook for ur boyfriend and ur
mother
dey cook
for u @home,
U R INSANE.
6. If u dey call ur girlfriend trice a day but u
call
ur sister
once a week, den u need more dan a prayer
cos,
U R INSANE
7. If u buy bb, ipad or android tecno phone
for ur
girlfriend or
boyfriend and ur mum no get phone @ all,
U R INSANE
8.If u no dey comment when guys post
online
but u dey
comment for ladies alone, u ar partially
mad...
9.If u spend more dan 12years in school
only to
tell me
d@ u dont understand mathematics, u are
just
mad
10.If u READ all what I wrote now and u
dont
leave any
comment to appreciate my effort u are
.
.
.
.
.
.
HIGHLY,
CAPITALLY, n
COMPLETELY
INSANE,
ONCE AGAIN.

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