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(Must Read) Hilarious Mid-week idle post. . .

A guy picked up a girl in a bar, took
her home and
they started getting along in d dark.
He started
sucking her boobs and milk came
out, he stopped
and asked, "hey are you nursing a
baby?" She says,
"No that wasn't my nipple. Its a boil.."
#LOBATAN

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