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Mad People (Politicians) Don't Need An Identity Card To Show That They Are Really Mad

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Insanity or "unsound mind" happens when one acts or talks in an abnormal mode of cognitive reasoning.


It happens everyday. All over the world. And now, right here in Nigeria.



A mad man needs no identity card.


A certain Senator hides over N72million somewhere in a forest behind the eyes of curious men and later comes out to say that a monkey purloined it. That is a mad man.


A Governor is being queried as to what his plans are when he is found with a huge sum of money. He therefore stated that he intents to use the money for the benefit of the state by buying and rearing snakes. Certified mad man.


A certain state is attacked by the vicious Fulani herdsmen and people are brutally slaughtered and killed, genitals and other body organs gone missing. But the Governor calls it a "family affair" that will be handled in due time. Mad man.


A former country leader categorized the cattle rearers as non-fulanis. Who are they then? A mad man.


A Senate President says "God has answered our prayers" after the return of the Dapchi school girls abducted over 3years ago, when they all know that it was a totally foolproof planned scheme. Wow. Another mad man.


About N36million was purloined from the JAMB office in Benue state. Who stole it? A snake swallowed the money. The Governor and his cabinet, mad men.


Do these people really need any identity card to rectify their insanity?


That's why the country is backwards. Full of mad men and women. I wonder how they got into administrative offices anyway.


Maybe the Electoral body too has a lot of mad people that elects mad leaders. Strictly. On. Insanities.


Written by John Akweh.

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