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Animals Have Now Developed A New Kind Of Trait That Swallows Nigeria Money

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Okay, am back. After a short break. One week i think.


Now, i've been hearing shit about snake swallowing 36million naira, and monkey swallowing 76million naira, too. Like it's an animal responsibility.



Okay, fine. That's not the issue. The issue is that animals have now developed a trait of swallowing money in Nigeria, no doubt. The let all students refuse to pay fees and workers refuse to pay tax that goat or chicken swallowed their money.
Am i making sense here?

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