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Why The Diety 'gods' You Serve Don't Answer Your Prayers

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Don't get fiesty about the photo above. I ain't referring to the bald band guys.


Okay, you are a pagan and you serve a god who demands material things just to make one tuber of your yam look like the size of a car tyre. Look at you! (Feel like spinning your jaw, idiot!)



Now, what do you have? Wine. These gods just love wine. I wonder why. Now, you go ahead to give the god two gallons of wine. Take a look at that! Even if a man takes just one gallon of wine, would that person still be standing? And you want those gods to take two whole gallons of wine and still stay sober while they solve your problems?


See ehn, the gods are drunk. They can't solve your problems when you keep giving them wine. I wonder where they got their wisdom from, and they call themselves "wise elders". Lmfao!

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