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WHEN A NIGGA WRITES A JOB APPLICATION LETTER

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Ay yo wassup bruh/Sis,
YO BOY IS APPLYN FOR SOME HUSTLIN' AS ENGINEER
Am a dude aged 22 and as a man, I gatta hustle hard u knw. So I wanna hustle in ur organization, u feel me?
I got some dope qualifications fittin that hustlin post of an engineer. I bet am gonna rock that position in yo company babe.
i got fuck loads ov experience bruv yu know wah am sayin bruv
Thumbs up for yo time n consideration bruh/Sis. Say holla to yo spouse at yo crib.
Its yo boy engineer chixo.. Peace!

Credit: Lyon Trevor

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