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1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with
girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is

3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a
dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins
ago . BIBLE OR QURAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
11. To those who commit
suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible.So if any guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.
13. And if after reading this u refuse to comment or like, devil dey dance shakiti bobo for your head....!!!

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