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God don save Akpors this time

Akpors had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive.
Just a day before their wedding, Akpors visited his girlfriend, he saw no one but his girlfriend’s sister.

While checking the wedding invitation together, She suddenly said to Akpors,
SISTER: “Come and keep me company.” while slowly undressing. She continued, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
Akpors was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. His head ‘scattered’ as he watched her enter the bedroom naked. He stood there for a moment, thinking of what to do. There was no one else at the house. Suddenly he turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
Akpors opened the door, and headed straight towards his car. Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his father-in-law hugged him and said,
FATHER-IN-LAW: “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
Akpors who was stunned started murmuring,
AKPORS: “Thank you Ejiro. Thank you Ejiro” under his breath.
It was Ejiro who told him to always keep his condom inside his car.

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