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A couple, both aged 79, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked;
DOCTOR: “What can I do for you?”
MAN: “Will you watch us have sex?”

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said;
DOCTOR: “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,”
And charged them 1,000 Naira. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked;
DOCTOR: “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
MAN: “We are not trying to find out anything, She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Hotel charges 3,500 Naira. The Guest House charges 5,000 Naira. We do it here for 1,000 Naira…and I get back 800 Naira from Medicare.
HOW SMART IS THIS MAN?

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