“Everybody, how was ur night?” Pkc asked the next  morning, “mine was disastrious” i said out of my  mind’s mouth.  “its time for morning devotion, Flow would lead us  in praise and worship while Man would lead us in  prayers” Pkc said, “why me na, i no get voice oh,  the mess wey Baba jay give me chop last nite don  make my voice dry oh” i almost said.  “worthy, u are worthy, king of kings lord of lords, u  are worthy” i began. I sang one song for 5minutes  before i could think of another song. I totally forgot  songs, my brain went blank.  Now it was time for prayers. Funniest prayer ever.  “Baba God, how far, how heaven today” Man  began, “thank u for the match wey Chelsea win  yesterday, Baba God i say make i ask u oh, shey u  be Chelsea fan?” he continued, “Baba, i thank u say  me and my guys dey alive to see today, Baba give  me strength as i dey go mix rice and beans today,  in Jesus name” he concluded “Amen!” we  responded. “Man wey dey reason!!” they cheered  him. I couldn’t h...