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You can check your 2016 JAMB/UTME Results free of charge (without scratch card) by following these 5 simple steps as shown below.

The Enugu Zone of the Independent Petroleum Marketers Association (IPMAN) has threatened to shut down operations in Anambra and Enugu over alleged harassment by the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR).

A 10-year-old boy has died recently of Lassa Fever in Ebonyi State. This is the second confirmed case of the incident since the recent outbreak across the country.

Earlier this week Whatsapp celebrated its 7th year anniversary with its 1 Billion Active users, instead to break a bad news on such a good day, the team decided to wait till on Friday when they announced that the app will soon be discontinued on BlackBerry and Nokia devices running those company's operating systems.

Chelsea and Manchester City are both set to launch £30 million bids for PSG striker Edinson Cavani, with the 29-year-old keen to move to England.

Jose Mourinho has compiled a five-man defensive shortlist for Manchester United which includes Everton's John Stones, Barcelona's Marc Bartra, Real Madrid's Raphael Varane, PSG's Marquinhos and Athletic Club's Aymeric Laporte.

Tottenham are planning a bid of around €25 million for Juventus striker Mario Mandzukic after the Croatia fell down the pecking order in Turin.

Colombian midfielder Carlos Sanchez could come back to Liga. Deportivo is keen to sign Aston Villa player for next summer.

Manchester City will make a move to beat Liverpool to the signing of Barcelona goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen this summer.

Arsenal and Chelsea are both hot on the trail of 16-year-old Barcelona striker Abel Ruiz, who is yet to sign a professional contract with the Catalan club.

Just got this in my email now: If you don't already know, *Lucifer* is our true lord and savior. Do you believe me? Let me prove it to you, with my book *Hallowed Be Thy Name: Lucifer, Origins & Revelation*, which I dare claim is "the most blasphemous and crucial theological disclosure of the past two thousand years." I have revealed who Jesus, Lucifer, Satan, God and Goddess *truly* are. I also disprove many widely cherished beliefs: Lucifer is our creator, God is evil, Hell does not exist, Satan is the Holy Spirit, the gods are not cosmic beings, etc. Naturally, this will be of interest to all you Satanists and Luciferians. Christians, Jews and Muslims will also take great interest since it is, of course, primarily about *your* deities. It will bring pagans and polytheists closer to the roots of their faiths as well. Atheists will enjoy it because it gives them a much more compelling and effective argument than what they already have. Don't just ...

Sophie Rammal came to limelight when she featured in Wizkid’s ‘Holla at your boy’ video and the duo had a short relationship afterwards. She recently tied the knot and has now welcomed a child with her husband. We say big congrats to her. See two more photos below.

The JAMB’s Public Relations Officer, Dr Fabian Benjamin has disclosed that the board ahead of the 2016 UTME had invested in the training and acquisitions of softwares that will reduce the possibility of candidates guessing answers correctly. In his words, "Technically, what we were using before to test students was what we called Classical Test Theory, but now we have adopted what we call Item Response Theory. The difference is that the Item Response Theory reduces the percentage of guessing.The tendency for students to guess and guess right is minimal with this software." With this development, Candidates who are experts in guessing answers to questions during examinations, may find it hard to cope unless they studied hard. According to JAMB, candidates will have a graphical result of the test sent to their phone numbers 30 minutes after the examination and the actual result sent to them within four days.

The Joint Admission And Matriculation Board has assured candidates participating in the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination that their result will be made available 30 minutes after they have left the hall. This was disclosed by the JAMB Boss, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde. According to him, candidates will receive a graphical result of the examination via SMS on the mobile phone numbers they provided during registration. While the actual result will be made available online within four days.

This year's JAMB CBT Practice Software is packed with great features and an easier to use interface, to give you the same experience you would have in the real JAMB CBT exam for 2016. If you have this CBT software, you no longer need to visit any training centre as it also contains "Help Topics" and Free JAMB Syllabus that can be used to train yourself on how to write JAMB CBT Exam within a few hours. It now has the updated questions till 2015 for all major subjects and you can now reset your time and number of questions as you get better. The best part of it is that it can be used offline and does not require the internet to work. The good thing also is that the 2016 JAMB CBT practice software has been developed and designed in a compact way, with size of only 8.89MB, it can be downloaded in less than a minute. If you want to start your free download, while you continue reading, please click here to download for free.

NECO finally adopts Cbt for Objective Tests Jamb introduced Cbt exams on a national scale to Nigeria and now neco has confirmed they'll be using Cbt for Cbt tests too.

NECO SSCE 2016/2017time tableis out already and it begins from23rd May 2016 to 18th July, 2016. Below is the correct 2016/2017 June July Neco Examination timetable as released by the exam council.

Are you writing physics in Jamb 2016? Here's an update for you. The questions, Possible ones and the options to follow. If you can solve them, that's Good but don't forget to share the answers with the comment.

Are you writing chemistry in Jamb 2016? Here's an update for you. The questions, Possible ones and the options to follow. If you can solve them, that's Good but don't forget to share the answers with the comment.

Ekiti State Governor Ayodele Fayose has accused the President Muhammadu Buhari-led Federal Government of plotting to turn Nigeria into an Islamic country, according to the Punch.

The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) registrar, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, Friday said, the cut-off marks for admission of candidates into tertiary institution for 2016/2017 academic session is 180 for degree programmes, and 150 for national certificate in education, national diploma and national innovation diplomas. 2016 Universities Cut-off Marks - 180 2016 Polytechnic Cut-off Mark - 150 2016 College Of Education Cut-off Mark - 150 This denote that any candidates who scores lower than 180 for Universities or 150 for polytechnics can not gain admission into any institution in Nigeria. Over 1.5million UTME candidates have registered for the examination slated to commence on Saturday, 27th. The examination which will run for 10 days, will leave candidates to jostle for the 800,000 admission slots in Nigeria’s tertiary institutions.

Everything has rules,WAEC has its own rules too.There are 13 of them you should adhere to in order to pass your WAEC stresslessly in 2016. WAEC rules Here are the rules The following information would be on the website so that candidate could read them before completing their entries.

To share or tether your Tunnel VPN internet connection via Hotspot to PC or other device, this method known as - Manual Configuration Do I need to root my phone? Phone Rooting NOT Required Steps to share data through wifi when using psiphon data:

Too broke/afraid to deal with the Valentines Day hassles and spending? Here are 7 easy ways to break up with your lover before February 14 1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!! 2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over! 3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! 4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over! 5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over! 6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply me the next day?… its over!!!! 7.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over!

HUSBAND: Sweetheart! WIFE: Yes honey! HUSBAND: Come! WIFE: Why? HUSBAND: Come first. WIFE: Ok, I’m here. HUSBAND: Pull off your clothes. WIFE: What for? HUSBAND: Please, do it now! WIFE: Pulls her clothes off. HUSBAND: Pull off your panties. WIFE: (confused) why? HUSBAND: Just do it now! WIFE: Ok (pulls her panties off). I’m Unclad now. HUSBAND: Come to the bed! WIFE: (goes to the bed) Here I am! HUSBAND: Spread your legs! WIFE: (stunned) I’ve done it! HUSBAND: Help me count my money! WIFE: Must I be unclad while counting your money? HUSBAND: Yes, because I don’t trust you when it comes to money! Which state do you think this man comes from?

Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored yesterday Night ? Buhari: Which Mikel? Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria Buhari: What did you drink last night? Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner. Buhari: Osinbade, That means change have catch Mikel and football Osinbajo: Yes, change has change Mikel Buhari: Did Chelsea win? Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it Osinbajo: How? Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me.

At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an interesting topic, the teacher asked, “Any question?” Akpors, looking puzzled, raised his hand. Akpors : “You said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?” Teacher: Yes Akpors: “U said the children of Israel crossed the red sea?” Teacher: Yes Akpors: “U said the children of Israel also brought down the mighty walls of Jericho? Teacher: “Yes Akpors!” “What exactly is your question?” Akpors : “When the children of Israel were doing all this, where exactly were the adults of Israel??” One word for Akpors?

The story of Promise the street shoe-rack hawker is that of rising from grass to grace. The young man who was last week rewarded by Nigerian singer, Kcee who he met on the street.

Human rights lawyer, Mr. Femi Falana (SAN), filed a suit before the Federal High Court in Abuja on Wednesday, praying for an order restraining the Central Bank of Nigeria from allowing market forces to determine the exchange rate of naira, according to the Punch.

An Indian man died in a car crash after losing control of the wheel while having s*x with his girlfriend in the moving vehicle.

Ibrahim Magu, the acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), has vowed to fight corruption in Nigeria to a standstill even if it would cost him his life.

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Twelve in Olympus Everything is about to change 3 brothers: Zeus, Poseidon and Hades Overthrow father Kronos Zeus leading independently in his stead

This might be coming a bit late, considering that this is already the second month of 2015. But you know what they say, ‘better late than never.’ Though never late is better. One of the things I learnt last year.

First thing on 14th February, every year – on Whatsapp, BBM, facebook and Twitter – guys will post display pictures of ladies different from the ones they posted on the same date, the previous year and which they do not intend to post next year.

1)Kissing 2)Having sex 3)Having money 4)Falling in love 5)Eating honey 6)Getting married 7)Knowing God 8)Having babies 9)Eating chocolate 10)Getting high or drunk Comment below.

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) . 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) . 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) .

Tragedy struck late on Thursday in Alapere, Ketu, near Lagos when an eight-year-old boy fell into a soakaway pit and died.

The former airline industry employee, Alison Hope, wrote a scathing article revealing the dark secrets that her ex-colleagues don't want you to know about, a Mirror Online report shows.

A court in western Cairo this week sentenced a four-year-old boy to life in prison on various heinous charges, including murder.

A man was shocked to find that the reason for his faulty electrics and smoking plug sockets was actually a huge python.

Goalkeeper David Ospina wants to leave Arsenal after falling behind Petr Cech in the pecking order but is keen to stay in England despite interest from Spain and Italy.

Paris Saint-Germain are preparing bids for Everton's Romelu Lukaku and Napoli's Gonzalo Higuain with Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Edinson Cavani set to leave the Parc des Princes this summer.

Jose Mourinho is keen to bring Juventus striker Alvaro Morata to Manchester United this summer with Real Madrid unlikely to activate their buy-back option.

Jose Mourinho could take over at Manchester United in time to face Arsenal on February 28. The club's board is concerned by Louis van Gaal's pessimistic view of their chances of finishing in the top four.

Pep Guardiola wants to bolster Manchester City's options at full-back when he takes over in the summer and will target Bayern Munich left-back David Alaba.

Atletico Madrid are set to open talks with Juan Mata over a summer move for the Manchester United midfielder.

Chelsea will lodge a summer bid for Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain if Diego Costa leaves Stamford Bridge.

Chelsea and Tottenham are set to battle for the sigining of left-back Jordan Lukaku, who could be available for around £3 million from Oostende.

PSG have been offered an equity stake in David Beckham's MLS franchise as the former Manchester United midfielder attempts to 'lighten the load' of launching the project. Source: The Guardian

After months of drawn out negotiations, Neymar is said to have decided to extend his contract with Barcelona at the end of the season.

Diego Simeone has informed Atletico Madrid he will leave the club at the end of this season having agreed a deal to take over at Chelsea.

Ed Woodward has made Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang his primary summer target, with Manchester United willing to pay in excess of £60 million.

Juventus are set to make a summer move for Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani having had a previous offer rejected in June.

Ryan Giggs would not be prepared to take over Manchester United as a caretaker manager should Louis van Gaal be sacked, with the Welshman only interested in taking the job on a permanent basis.

Bayern Munich have a verbal agreement with Pep Guardiola ensuring the coach will not try to sign the likes of Thomas Muller and Robert Lewandowski for Manchester City.

Southampton are prepared to sell Sadio Mane for £30 million this summer and Manchester United and Manchester City both want to sign the forward. Source: Daily Mirror

Arsenal will make another attempt to sign Michael Carrick from Manchester United when his contract expires this summer. The Gunners have already tried to sign the midfielder three times.

Watford are reportedly resigned to losing Odion Ighalo this summer and have lined up Isaac Success from partner club Granada. Source: Daily Mirror

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Are you using iPhone or iPad? And you have some password locked WiFi networks in your area and you can't get in because you don't know the passwords. There's a way you can h*ck into any WiFi network using iOS devices, iPhones and iPads and use the network using apps.

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Iraq is searching for "highly dangerous" radioactive material stolen last year that could be used to make a dirty bomb if acquired by Islamic State.

Sources inside the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) have disclosed to a SaharaReporters correspondent that Mr. Alison Amaechina Madueke, the husband to the embattled former Minister for Petroleum Resources Diezani Alison-Madueke, was arrested today.

A 30-year-old restaurant owner in Paris, Alexandre Callet, has banned all bankers from his gourmet eaterie - because he was turned down for a loan for £55,000.

President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the appointment of Tijjani Mohammed Abdullahi as the Director-General (Budget).

[Verse 1 – Paul] Proper planning na him dey save No go do mistake Them go tell you say… eaya brother Your days will be shining your future great Brother no story oh, make you no regret, eaya

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Girlfriend: Honey, I want iPhone 6 for Valentine Akpos: Whaat! Seriously? In this economy? You don’t know what you are saying! Girlfriend: Ok. On Val’s day, use my picture as your DP on Facebook and Whatsapp with the caption “My only true love”. Akpos: *Scratches head* erm… where can we get the Iphone to buy? One Word For Akpos??

This is absolutely horrible and devastating! Please keep Nigeria in your prayers.

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A guy picked up a girl in a bar, took her home and they started getting along in d dark. He started sucking her boobs and milk came out, he stopped and asked, "hey are you nursing a baby?" She says, "No that wasn't my nipple. Its a boil.." #LOBATAN

Punch reports that Wike said Amaechi took $150m from the state coffers to bank roll major election campaigns of the APC.

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How to get the latest Airtel unlimited GB 1. Get two (2) airtel sims, one will be the line you want to get the unlimited MB or GB while the other sim will be for sending the MB or GB. 2. Load N100 on the other airtel sim which you will be using to send the unlimited MB or GB to yourself or your friends airtel line.

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Getting ready for a game uhn?

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Love tha' collabo. . .

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[Chorus – Sexy Steel] Oya sisi, if you give me your love I go show you my heart oh Girl you know say you bad oh You know say you bad oh ohoh Sisi… ibadi yehn o pe meji Jeka lo bi ibije I go you ah pharaoh

Emi bounce wonu ogo lo moti bounce kuro nu osi Emi bounce wonu ogo lo moti bounce kuro nu osi [Verse – Reminisce] You Already know I am King but this Niggas love to f*ck around

1. U smile with a little laughter alone just bcus u are charting on social network. U AR INSANE 2. If u shout a-goal! just bcus u score 2:1 for chelsea in ur phone PES game. U ARE INSANE

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Right or wrong?

Incase you were wondering. @KONG_urban and @Harem_sa Got a Massive Concert going on.

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Return of batman??

The rapper just shared it via his twitter handle @DailyDrakeStuff. Lmao.

Rapper, Future Announces He's Dropping a New Album on Friday on DJ.