A Joke To Senator Dino Melaye, The Nigerian Jet Li

I present to you the most popular senator in Kogi west of Nigeria, Dino Melaye.

He has done what no Nigerian President has ever done. Therefore, i have made a joke for him. Let's read and laugh a little.

2019 WAEC question in
PARISCO High school.

Subject: Government.

Instructions: Answer the questions below.

(1) In what year did a senator jump out from a moving vehicle?
(A) 2013
(B) 2017
(C) 2019
(D) 2018

(2) What is the name of the senator that jumped out from a moving vehicle?
(A) Dino Magnet
(B) Dino Parisco
(C) Dino Melaye
(D) Dino Bukola Saraki
ESSAY

If a senator jumps out from a moving vehicle sustains injuries and is been rushed to the hospital, with
the aid of a diagram explain why you think he won't be rearrested?

Please, your answers below.

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