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The Lies Of President Muhammadu Buhari - Part 1

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Before the current President of Nigeria was made a President, he chided the Nigerian government about their handling of the Boko Haram shindig.



He said that, Nigeria should NOT involve mercenaries from other countries to help in the fight against Boko Haram; that we have the manpower and warfare to combat and vanquish the terrorists.


That was that year.


But now that he is President, the old grandfather requires aid from the UN and their brides. The same Boko Haramists that Nigerians believed to be completely belaboured, battered, and beaten black and blue or even killed by Buratai and his flimsy operations, are the same sect members that returned the long-kidnapped Chibok and Dapchi girls. Dia ris God o.


What kind of President is this?


And he goes ahead to say that the youths are lazy. In fact, i have no permanent malice with that statement. Even a layman would know that the old grandfather must have gone insane.


What about the fuel rate? The NORTH sells fuel at N50 per litre. Note that, The NORTH. Isn't this bias? Other states are selling above N150, but din't he promise a N75 litre sale?


Nigerians wanted Change. Buhari has given it to then hard at their own predicament, demerit and unfortunance like a woman being raped.


Just wait and see what that man has in store for us next.


Written by John Akweh.

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