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Funny Post For Today: Two Boys Disagree To Deposit In Zenith Bank's Bulk Room Today, Thinking The Bank Will 'Chop' Their Money


The queue at zenith bank today was so long that even a python would be ashamed of its own length. Just to deposit o!
Worst thing was that, it was only one cashier at the counter that was attending to the long queue of grumbling humans. Imagine! After waiting for a long time that my waist nearly shouted, they told us to go into the Bulk Room.
Suddenly two boys behind me started complaining.
"We don't want to go to the Bulk Room. They will chop our money. Or our money will lost." Everyone burst into laughter! Wth! An accountant laughed and fell off his seat. And these boys weren't joking but serious. When i got home, am still wondering what village these boys came from. Please, what tribe are they from?

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