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JOKE: Hahahaha…Just know that you are on your own

Akpors dialed a police emergency number to report a crime:
Akpors: Hello!
Response: Yes hello… who I’m I speaking to?
Akpors: Is this the police?!
Response: Yes. Any problem?
Akpors: Yes! I’m calling to report a case of robbery in my neighbourhood. They’re five in numbers and all armed with sub-machine guns and bombs!
Response: If you like this ringtone, press one to copy.
Akpors: Jesu!!!

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