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Akpors is a very unserious person

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Akpors farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really angry and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.
The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
PRINCIPAL: “Akpors, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?”
AKPORS: “I messed (farted) in the class and the teacher threw me out.”
PRINCIPAL: “Well then, why are you laughing?”
AKPORS: “Because they are in class taking in the smell while I’m here enjoying the fresh air.”
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS THIS TIME?

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