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Thursday, 8 October 2015

Joke: Who dares come between an Igbo man and his money?

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong account number via Mobile Money Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this… He sent a message to the person’s phone saying:

“Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are ok. I believe you have received the money I sent to you?
It’s for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place midnight tomorrow. That money is only for your transport.
I’ll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom.
Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another 2 weeks after, the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments.
Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a minute late or a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony.
Thanks in advance.
But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs”.
…….5 minutes later he got an SMS saying,
” Wow!please send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested…”
The Igbo Man Fainted.
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