Skip to main content

JABJoke: HILARIOUS… One word for these two?

By
Akpos and Emeka after an English exam.
Emeka : How was your paper ?
Akpos : men! It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought & thought and thought for a long time then finally, i wrote ‘thunk’

Emeka : I guess you’re right because I wrote thunk after I thought 4 a while too….
Akpos : Shit! And what about the past tense of ‘write’ ?
Emeka : I don’t know what I wrote; I think I wrote ‘written’
Akpos : That one I didn’t even bother. When I saw the next number asking for the past tense of ‘go’, I just went out of the Exam Room.
One word for these two

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular Posts

#FULL TIME: Barcelona win UEFA Champions League, beat Juventus 3-1

By
Barcelona have won their fifth European Cup in 23 years, their fourth Champions League in nine years. They have joined Liverpool and Bayern Munich in the quintuple stakes. They deserved it but Juventus had them rocking and played very well, particularly in midfield. Goals from Rakitic, Neymar, and Suarez sealed the victory for Barcelona. It ended Barcelona 3, Juventus 1.
Post a Comment
Read full story »

I don’t care what people say about my age –Halima Abubakar

By
Kogi State-born actress, Halima Abubakar, certainly doesn’t care whose ox is gored especially since she went public about her age. Immediately she went on the social media to declare that she is 30 years, some of her fans and critics began to diss her. While some claim that she certainly couldn’t be 30 years, others accused her of shortening her age by at least five years. But while speaking to Saturday Beats, the actress said she wasn’t bothered about the ‘ranting’ of other people, saying she knows her age and is proud of it. “I have said what my real age is. I am 30, I am not bothered in any way about what people say,” she told Saturday Beats on the phone. (JAB)
Post a Comment
Read full story »