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JABJoke: HILARIOUS… One word for these two?

Akpos and Emeka after an English exam.
Emeka : How was your paper ?
Akpos : men! It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought & thought and thought for a long time then finally, i wrote ‘thunk’

Emeka : I guess you’re right because I wrote thunk after I thought 4 a while too….
Akpos : Shit! And what about the past tense of ‘write’ ?
Emeka : I don’t know what I wrote; I think I wrote ‘written’
Akpos : That one I didn’t even bother. When I saw the next number asking for the past tense of ‘go’, I just went out of the Exam Room.
One word for these two

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