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See Akpors feeling like a smart student when he's not! (READ ON)

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One day, Akpors was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here’s what ensued:
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Only Akpors raised up his hand.
Teacher: So it’s only Akpors that is the most intelligent student I have in this class?

Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Akpors.
Teacher: Ok now Akpors, use this cane and flog them ten strokes of cane each!
Akpors filled with happiness, gave all the students ten hot strokes of cane….
Teacher: oya my dear Akpors, tell these dumb students who a pharmacist is…
Akpors: A pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.
The teacher fainted!!
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS?

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