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JABJoke: When will this Akpors have sense sef?

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When will this Akpors have sense sef? That’s how his oga sent him on an errand the other day, see what transpired between both of them.
Boss: Take this N150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM.

Akpors: Okay!
Akpors didn’t return after two days, so his Boss decided to reach him on phone.
Boss: Hello, Akpors, what is keeping you so long?.
Akpors: Well, you see, what happened is that, I’m having problems with the RAM.
Boss: The RAM? How do you mean? Where are you now?
Akpors: I’m on my way back from Kano.
Boss: Kano?
Akpors: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM.
Boss: Oh my God!
Akpors(gets angry): Oh my what?
Boss: Are u normal?
Akpors: I’m not a little child o! Is it not Laptop and big ram you send me?
# One word for Akpors this time?
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