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10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Money For Offering

Youths tend to be somewhat uncomfortable
when they have no offering to give, therefore,
below are my observations on how they act.

Lemme keep the ball rolling:

1. Few minutes before offering announcement
is made, they will take an excuse to the toilet
and calculatively come back few minutes after
the offering collection is over.
2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into
their pockets to deceive people that they are
dropping money, when in fact, they dropped
nothing. *If I hear*
3. The ones that have but would separate the
money in their pockets in ascending order; the
bigger denomination will be on the left
pocket,the N5, N10, N20 and N50 would be on
the right pocket (or vice versa). Immediately
they hear
offering time, they will just put their hand
straight to the right pocket... Dem don know
where e dey
4. The ones that will drop an offering envelope
the same way it was given to them, then they
will look around to be sure that nobody is
looking at them, then stylishly drop the empty
envelop
5. Immediately offering announce is made,
these ones will ask the ushers if they can help
split N1,000 into smaller denominations, even
when they have no kobo. This reminds me of a
dude that asked me to help change N1, 000
despite the fact that we have been told not to
change money for people until after the service;
guess what? I decided to help and told him to
bring the money. Immediately, discomfort was
printed on his face. He told me not to worry
anymore
6. The ones that will search their pockets for
almost 5 minutes without bring out a kobo; or
dip their hands into the four pockets without
bringing a penny and will start acting like they
actually left their wallet at home when in fact,
they did not
7. When offering time is approaching, the ones
that have no incoming call but will quickly
place their phones on their ears and will dash
out of the church.
8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet
to know how much you want to give.
9. The ones that have but will not give. They
will bring out N1000 from their pockets
showing to the people sitting on their role that
they wish to give but don not have no small
denomination. Funny enough, even if they
have, they still won't give
10. Kindly add the last one.

Have fun

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