Friday, 22 September 2017

What to give your girlfriend on her birthday

Time to help some real gees out! There's no need to go beyond what you can get for your bae. If she really loves you, she'll be fine with any good thing you give her.

So here's what i think:
1. Buy her a beautiful necklace (most romantic).
2. Take her to the cinema.
3. Prepare a wonderful night dinner for her (make sure it's with candles).
4. Make her a birthday cake.
5. Get-together studio snapshots.
6. You don't have to do this, but the best BD gift you can give her is to PROPOSE to her.

I'm out!

Thursday, 21 September 2017

Man stabs self, plunges into well in Kano

Tragedy struck in Kano on Tuesday as a 49-year-old man, Balarabe Adamu, reportedly stabbed himself before plunging into a well in the Rijiya Zaki quarters of the Ugogo Local Government Area of the state.
PUNCH Metro gathered that the victim’s neighbours raised the alarm and alerted officials of the state fire service to the incident.
The Director of the Kano State Fire Service, Alhaji Rilwan Mustapha, said as soon as the nearest fire station was alerted, a rescue team was deployed in the scene of the incident at about 5pm.
He explained that Adamu was recovered from the well and rushed to the Murtala Muhammed Specialists Hospital, where he was confirmed died.
He advised members of the public to put their trust in God, rather than commit suicide.
As of the time of filing this report, it could not be established what informed the decision of Adamu to commit suicide.
In another development, the state fire service on Wednesday said no fewer than 167 lives were saved, while goods worth N100m were salvaged from 22 fire incidents in the state in August.
Mustapha said nine lives were lost during the incident, urging members of the public to always be careful when using electrical appliances. He added that storing of petrol in houses and shops should be avoided.

---punchng.com

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

THE LAND OF THE "UNDO PEOPLE".

There is a small island in Indonesia called Sumbra. On the Eastern Coast of this island, there is an area called the TANJUNG UNDU, which in English (paraphrased) means, "THE LAND OF THE UNDO PEOPLE." Due to an atmospheric anomaly, and the way the rotation of the earth affeects that part of the world, the people of this region have been gifted with a GENETIC UNDO FUNCTION that allows them to quickly and easily take back the last thing they have said without knowing that it was ever said: A husband speaks harshly to his wife; no harm done, hjust use the Undo Function. Two neighbours gossip about what the pastor's wife was wearing on sunday; no sin committed; just use the Undo Function. A word is spoken in anger between two life-long friends; no relationship broken, just use the Undo Function. I wish i were living in this part of the world. Perhaps, Truth is, people will offend you from time to time! While there is a place called "Tanjung Undu" on the East Coast of Sumbra, in reality, the people who live there struggle with the problems their world create, just as we do. And as nice as it might be to have an Undo Function to correct the things we have said and done, odds are likely that scientists will develop this in our life time.

Friday, 18 August 2017

REALLY HILARIOUS!!

There is a book titled, "365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID" and the unbelievable nate below is from that book:
"If you bought our course, ' how to fly in six easy lessons,'" we apologize for any inconvenience caused by our failure to include the last chapter, 'how to land your plane safely?' Send us your name and address and we will send you the last chapter post haste."

Is that not incredible? Can you imagine a student pilot taking off in a plane without knowing how to land it? All i can see is his or her bitter obituary swallowed up by tears shed like a river current by those left behind (REGRETS). LOL.

Monday, 14 August 2017

Man to pay N450,000 for allegedly beating another with wood


A 28-year-old man, Monday Michael, was on Monday charged before an Ota Magistrates Court in Ogun for alleged assault.
Michael, who lives at No. 36, Fadipe Street, Iyana-Ilogbo, Ota, is facing a two-count of assault and conspiracy.
The Prosecutor, Sgt. Chudu Gbesi told the court that the accused and others still at large, committed the offences on July 25 at about 7.00 p. m. at Iyana-Iyesi, Ota.
Gbesi said that the accused and his accomplices conspired to assault one Jelili Badru by using a plank wood to inflict injuries on his neck.
He said that the offences contravened Sections 351 and 452 of the Criminal Code, Vol. 1, Laws of Ogun, 2006.
The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge.
The Senior Magistrate, Mr S. O. Banwo, granted bail to the accused in the sum of N450,000 with two sureties in like sum.
Banwo said that the sureties must reside within the court’s jurisdiction and swear to an affidavit of means.
He also said that the sureties should submit four recent passport photographs to the court and show evidence of tax payment from the Ogun Government.
The case was adjourned until Sept. 20, for hearing.

Thursday, 10 August 2017

Maths teacher kills 83-year-old uncle over land dispute


A mathematics teacher is blaming the devil after killing his 83-year-old uncle over a plot of land in Enugu State.

The suspect, Mr. Daniel Ekemezie, aka Bakassi, is a teacher in Ukpata Community Secondary School, in the Uzo-Uwani Local Government Area of the state.

Ekemezie, a father of two, had been engaged in a long-running land dispute with his uncle, Mr. Patrick Odoh.

Both men are natives of Ukpata community, in the Uzo-Uwani area of Enugu, where the incident happened.

It was gathered that around 8pm on March 4, 2017, Ekemezie abducted his uncle, Odoh, after waking him up from sleep.

He was alleged to have gagged Odoh and tied him to a tree in a forest.

The octogenarian was abandoned in the forest until March 8, 2017, when Ekemezie, having discovered that he was dead, allegedly buried him in a shallow grave.

Confirming the development, the Public Relations Officer, Enugu State Police Command, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, said Ekemezie was arrested by operatives of the Anti-Kidnapping Unit.

The police spokesman said the teacher owned up to the crime after he was arrested.

He said, “According to the suspect, he had left for his uncle’s place with the intention of killing him in order to settle their age-long family land dispute.

“He disclosed that on getting to the place, he woke up his uncle and informed him that he had an issue to discuss with him.
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“When his uncle woke up, he tied his mouth with clothes to stop him from shouting and whisked him quietly to the Iyimkpafu/Ofiakputu Forest at Ukpata, where he tied Odoh to the tree with a rope and left him there until March 8, 2017, when, according to him, the victim had given up the ghost.

“Ekemezie further disclosed that on noticing that his uncle had died, he hurriedly buried him in a shallow grave and fled.

“The Enugu State Police Command, through its operatives of the Anti-Kidnapping Unit, acting on intelligence information, promptly nabbed the suspect,.”

Following Ekemezie’s arrest, his uncle’s remains were recovered from the shallow grave.

Amaraizu said the teacher led police operatives to the location of the grave.

The mathematics teacher, who spoke with our correspondent, blamed the devil for his action.

He also declared his readiness to surrender the disputed land to his late uncle’s son, if he was pardoned.

He said, “I want to tell people to run from issues about land disputes because they can lead to loss of lives.

“I want the son of late Pa Patrick Odoh to forgive me and even take the land; I am ready to leave the land for him.

“I regret my action; it was caused by the devil.

“I recently lost my wife and I am left alone with two kids. God please help me.”

The police said the suspect would be charged to court at the end of investigation.

Friday, 7 April 2017

Nigerian couple arrested for fracturing baby’s bones, skull in US




A Nigerian couple in the United States have been arrested after their three-month-old baby was found with fractures in his arms, legs and skulls.

Arinola Olawusi, 33, and Olalekan Olawusi, 40 were arrested in by the police in Providence, Rhode Island after officers responding to the father’s 911 call found the baby critically injured and unconscious.

NBC-affiliated television station for the state of Rhode Island, WJAR, reported on Tuesday that the police have charged Arinola charged with cruelty and neglect of a child, while Olalekan was charged with first and second degree child abuse.

Providence’s special assistant district attorney, Shannon Signore, was quoted as saying during the father’s first court appearance Tuesday that, “The defendant’s wife indicated that the defendant admitted to biting this baby, and warned him on numerous occasions that pulling the baby’s legs to make him grow and strong was not the correct way of handling the baby.”

WJAR also reported that the Olawusis had another boy who was taken away at birth by the state Department of Children Youth and Families. However, it did not give the reason for the move.
--punchng.com

Police find eight-year-old girl living with monkeys




An eight-year-old girl who cannot speak and behave like normal humans has been rescued by the police in India, The Times of India reported.

Police personnel in Bahraich, Uttar Pradesh rescued the girl from the monkeys after one of them, a sub-inspector, who was on patrol near the Katarniaghat Wildlife Sanctuary spotted her with the monkeys.

According to the report, when he tried to rescue the girl, the monkeys and the girl screeched.

They, however, got her away eventually and took her to a hospital where she was placed on admission.

The report said the girl gets scared at the sight of humans and is often violent. Also, she walks like animals, using her hands and legs together and eats directly from her mouth.

The girl can neither speak nor understands any language, and gets scared at the sight of human beings.

The doctors treating her said that she often gets violent. They, however, said she was showing improvements.
--punchng.com