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Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Lover Before February 14

1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery so you are capable of killing me ..... It's over!!! 2. You don't even respect me. Am talking and you are busy breathing. Its over!!! 3. I called you and you picked immediately. You lack patience. It's over! 4. I told you I like my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!!! 5. I gave you two eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fry the one you were supposed to boil and boil the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient. It's over!!! 6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. Why did you reply me the next day? It's over!!! 7. I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly you are calling my mom a BEE. No respect for in-laws. Pack your bags. It's over!!!

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