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Funny Post For Today: This Heat Can Make Chickens Lay Cooked Eggs!

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Man's not hot? Yamad ni! Everywhere is hot jare! What the...
I believe that the last person that entered hell fire forgot to lock the gate! Here in Gboko, Benue state is like the belly of an Elephant. I bath like twice in the morning, four times in the afternoon, and thrice before i go to bed.
What of you? Don't forget to drop oh.

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