Okay, we all know what the Sabbath Day was meant for. I lie? No. The Bible too tells us what we should and should not do on a day like this. Just read from Genesis to Revelation, you'll surely find it somewhere. Just kidding.
Things you shouldn't do on Sunday:
1. DO NOT OPEN YOUR SHOP OR GO TO WORK: This is my first. I know some readers will start grumbling but it's true. The Igbos are fond of doing this. And we too. If you want to have your hair-cut during the weekend, do it on saturday. Don't go and start giving barbers money so that they'll open their shops. It ain't right ya'll. Be good Christians abeg.
2. DO NOT QUARREL OR FIGHT: A lot of couples are fond of doing this. How can a man be beating his wife on a Sunday just because she did not give you big meat? This is twenty-eighteen abeg. Infact, Sunday should even be the day for resolving marital and family conflicts, not starting family civil war. And also to others, don't fight another guy or girl just because of a little fracas. Monday is there.
3. DO NOT MAKE-UP ON SUNDAY: For why? Why should you make-up? One day without make-up in a week is not Hell Fire abeg. Even when going for service, you shouldn't use make-up. Jesus might not even recognize your face if he appears. So who do you want to impress? The preacher? Congregation? Taa!! Gerrahere.
4. DO NOT SLAY: Last but not the least, please, slay kings and queens, just put this day as a Public Holiday on your slaying calender. Behave like mommy's child for once. Sho gbon?
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