Skip to main content

Just for fun: 21 points you should think about

By

1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, “Do u Love me?”. What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful…Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful…the choice is yours.

3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing???
5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can’t be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say “Good nights my love” In Britain “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say “I can’t date you, I have a boyfriend” and be asking for money from him. GT-bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!
8) My name Anita, I used my friend to set up my boyfriend to c if he’ll cheat on me. Now they’ve sent me wedding Invitation. What AM I? (A) Learner (B) God sent (C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady “i have a Girlfriend when asking her out. Their National Anthem is “we had issues & we’ve broken up”.
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest Shareholder.
12) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil’Wayne sing ‘I Ain’t Got no worries’ … your life is on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: “I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart” fool, what’s GOOD in the years?
14). Sex won’t make him love u. A baby won’t make him stay. If you’re doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE…
15) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam.
16) You make his ‘Dick’ hard, u carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool… My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!!
17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search for u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty
19) Don’t act like you have it all, even rich men beg for pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur house is, How recent your car is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still gonna be the same size, stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be, you Will Still Be the Food For Worms….Set your Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular Posts

Nnamdi Azikiwe’s first son dies at 75

By
Chukwuma Bamidele Azikiwe, the first son of first President of Nigeria, Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, is dead. A family source, who pleaded not to be named, said he passed away at Bromeo Hospital on Sunday at the age of 75. It was gathered that he had been battling a protracted respiratory-related ailment for some years. Chukwuma, until his death, was the Owelle of Onitsha, a traditional position he inherited from his father in 1996. Coincidentally, Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe died 19 years ago on May 11, 1996. Chukwuma had once contested the governorship seat of the old Anambra State at the end of his diplomatic career, but lost. As Owelle, he was sixth in rank to the Obi of Onitsha.
Post a Comment
Read full story »

Unemployed man caught for phone theft

By
An unemployed man, Shola Alhassan, 23, was on Friday arraigned before a Badagry Chief Magistrates’ Court over the theft of a phone valued at N52,000. The accused was arraigned on a one count of stealing. The Police prosecutor, Insp. Innocent Uko, told the court that the accused committed the offence on May 12 at 1.30pm, at No 3, Joseph Dosu Road, Badagry, Lagos State. Uko said the accused stole a Samsung S4 phone from one Miss Senyo Balogun. “The victim was walking on the road and was using her phone to listen to music. “The accused, who was on a motorcycle, drove by her side and snatched the phone from her, but fell off his bike so he was caught,” he said. Uko said the offence was punishable under Section 285 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2011. The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the offence and his counsel, Mr. Akin Adewale, pleaded with the court to grant him bail on liberal terms. He said the accused would always attend court hearings. The M...
Post a Comment
Read full story »

How to steal someone’s data MB or GB through a code with just his or her number

By
This cheat only works using mtn sim... For example, you can't use airtel or glo sim to do this trick; but you can use mtn sim to potray this trick on any other sim. Supposing your victim uses any sim other than mtn, this trick will still work, as far as you are using mtn sim.. So it goes like this; dial this code: *88567*the victims number*the amount of data you want to collect*131# Note: If the individual doesn’t have upto that amount you tried collecting... It will not work you will surely get an invalid response. After dialing the code, your are still on the right track, don't be afraid; Change your date to 01|01|2000 and change it back to the correct one immediately... After that remove your sim and put it back. Then check your data... Please be sure your victim has enough gb/mb, dont steal from an individual who is just managing his megabyte please... Goodnews is that this cheat works for atleast 70% of mtn sims... Badnews is that this operation must be carried out u...
11 comments
Read full story »