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JOKE: Who made the smartest choice, Akpors or the other guys?

Three black men, Akpors and co were getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
FIRST MAN: “I don’t know about the two of you but I am going to wear some pink boxers before I get on that plane.”
AKPORS AND THE OTHER GUY:’Why are you going to wear them?’.
FIRST MAN: “Because, if that plane crashes, and I’m out there lying down, they are going to find me first.”
SECOND MAN: “Well, I am going to wear some orange boxers.”
AKPORS AND THE OTHER GUY: Why are you going to wear them?” They asked.
SECOND MAN: “Because if the plane crashes, and I’m floating with my buttocks up in the ocean, they will see me first.”
AKPORS: “Well, I am not going to wear any boxers.”
THE OTHER GUYS: “What? No boxers?” They asked in disbelief.
AKPORS: “That’s right honourables, you heard me right. I am not going to wear any boxers because if this plane crashes, they will look for the black box first.”

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