Skip to main content

JOKE: It totally serves Akpors right this time, don’t you think?

This Akpors is just a stupid boy o. Hear him narrate his experience in the exam hall, as he refused to read and prepare himself for his exams.
AKPORS: As I bounced into the Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind, which is ‘God please let me sit near a person that knows book,cos the stupid boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks like one who doesn’t have sense.’
God finally answered my prayer,the girl that i sat with was an Albino and she wore eyeglass that has rope, so i knew for sure that she knows book wella.
As the paper started, this girl started to misbehave o. She was just covering her answers, but me as a sharp guy,i was spying the answer from one deadly angle.
When it remained just 10 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying her and started shouting at me, but i just ignored her, since i had almost copied finish.
The next thing that i heard was my phone’s message tone and i thought to myself ‘This guy has finally sent the answer’ I sighed and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I tore the one that i had copied from the albino girl and used it to stone Her.
I kept the fresh booklet on top my table and used style to open the message,….i saw “To download IF YOU ASK ME by Omawumi, text *** to *** ……’
ANOTHER WORD FOR AKPORS THIS TIME?

Comments

Popular Posts

Nnamdi Azikiwe’s first son dies at 75

Chukwuma Bamidele Azikiwe, the first son of first President of Nigeria, Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, is dead. A family source, who pleaded not to be named, said he passed away at Bromeo Hospital on Sunday at the age of 75. It was gathered that he had been battling a protracted respiratory-related ailment for some years. Chukwuma, until his death, was the Owelle of Onitsha, a traditional position he inherited from his father in 1996. Coincidentally, Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe died 19 years ago on May 11, 1996. Chukwuma had once contested the governorship seat of the old Anambra State at the end of his diplomatic career, but lost. As Owelle, he was sixth in rank to the Obi of Onitsha.

Unemployed man caught for phone theft

An unemployed man, Shola Alhassan, 23, was on Friday arraigned before a Badagry Chief Magistrates’ Court over the theft of a phone valued at N52,000. The accused was arraigned on a one count of stealing. The Police prosecutor, Insp. Innocent Uko, told the court that the accused committed the offence on May 12 at 1.30pm, at No 3, Joseph Dosu Road, Badagry, Lagos State. Uko said the accused stole a Samsung S4 phone from one Miss Senyo Balogun. “The victim was walking on the road and was using her phone to listen to music. “The accused, who was on a motorcycle, drove by her side and snatched the phone from her, but fell off his bike so he was caught,” he said. Uko said the offence was punishable under Section 285 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2011. The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the offence and his counsel, Mr. Akin Adewale, pleaded with the court to grant him bail on liberal terms. He said the accused would always attend court hearings. The M...

How to steal someone’s data MB or GB through a code with just his or her number

This cheat only works using mtn sim... For example, you can't use airtel or glo sim to do this trick; but you can use mtn sim to potray this trick on any other sim. Supposing your victim uses any sim other than mtn, this trick will still work, as far as you are using mtn sim.. So it goes like this; dial this code: *88567*the victims number*the amount of data you want to collect*131# Note: If the individual doesn’t have upto that amount you tried collecting... It will not work you will surely get an invalid response. After dialing the code, your are still on the right track, don't be afraid; Change your date to 01|01|2000 and change it back to the correct one immediately... After that remove your sim and put it back. Then check your data... Please be sure your victim has enough gb/mb, dont steal from an individual who is just managing his megabyte please... Goodnews is that this cheat works for atleast 70% of mtn sims... Badnews is that this operation must be carried out u...