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Haba, what a mother!

A 18-year-old girl got PREGNANT.
Her angry mother says: “Who’s the pig? Call him…”
About 30 minutes later, a limousine car stops in front of their house & a mature grey haired man in a very expensive suit steps out.
Man: “Ur daughter has informed me of the problem, however, I can’t marry her. But if a girl is born, I offer a villa & 2 million dollars. If a boy is born, den 2 factories & 5 million dollars. But in case of miscarriage, what do u suggest I do?”
Mother: “IMPREGNATE HER AGAIN”!!!

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