Joke: Who hates their spouse even in death?

An old man and woman hated each other, but remained married for years. Each time they fought, the old man would warn his wife,
OLD MAN:”If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

One day, the man abruptly died. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party. Her friends asked if she wasn’t worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiled and said, “Let the old fool dig. I had him buried upside down!”
ONE WORD FOR THIS WOMAN?

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Ice Prince preaches against pre-marital sex

*Ice Prince Zamani Ice Prince may have learnt one or two lessons from having a child outside wedlock as the young man, perhaps from experience, advised students of the University of Lagos against having pre-marital sex. At the MTV Base Suga Tour where the singer was one of the artistes that performed, Ice Prince thrilled the students and other guests with hits from his albums, making them dance and dance as they sang along with him. Amid the fun, some of the students inflated condoms and turned them into balloons and started tossing them around the auditorium. It was then Ice Prince caught one of the condom turned balloons and started preaching against pre-marital sex. His advice was well accepted but it didn’t stop one or two of the students talking about Ice Prince being a father. “This guy thinks we don’t know that he has a child outside wedlock or does he think we would have forgotten so quickly. I think he should have given himself this advice before impregnating a w...