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Joke: JUST FOR FUN: Laugh and add your own too

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CRAZINESS:- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of N12,000 HOUSE RENT for village
FAITH:- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet (wetin u go put inside d wallet)?
STUPIDITY:- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)

WEALTH:- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking)
WASTAGE:- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and Housemaid dey live there (Political armed robber)
TROUBLE:- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough to tell the story)
IRONY:- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He cannot come and die na)
FOOLISHNESS:- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel…(A begiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now)
LOVE:- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eyes (You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you)
DIRTINESS:- Is when Cockroaches, Rats, Ants, Spiders become your Roommates and you say, ”God created them for a purpose” (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey)
ABEG ADD YOUR OWN OOO

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