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Which one are you OR were you?

HERE ARE THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF BOYFRIENDS KEPT BY BABES IN HIGHER INSTITUTIONS:
1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to night classes, helps them to write assignment and they always stay together during exams.
2. FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND: This guy is usually in a different city (PH, Lagos, Warri etc). He takes care Of their house rent, school fees, text books, feeding allowance..

3. ASST FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND: This one is always in the school with them, and he takes care of their hair, pedicure, manicure and makeup. He buys them yogurt, jollof rice, pop corn or shawarma after school.
4. MORAL BOYFRIEND: This one is the religious boyfriend (Church Mate). They come in the name of advice,to tap current from the babe. They give moral instructions from the church premises to the girl’s bed.
5. NEPA BOYFRIEND: This one is neither cold nor hot, he is always called to come and fix the bulb and switch in the room, afterwards he is given a french kiss plus 360 degrees hug.
6. PARTY BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to fresher’s night, awards night, nightclubs etc.
7. SECURITY BOYFRIEND: This one helps them get back their phone when they are being obtained by cultists.
8. SWAG-TUTOR BOYFRIEND: This one tells them how to combine Colors while dressing for school in the morning.
9. HOSTEL BOYFRIEND: This one, they always hangout at the balcony, most evenings. She always sleeps over in guys room and they consume a lot of food from the girls.
10. ORIGINAL BOYFRIEND: This one is the boss. The babe visits him a lot on Weekends, cooks for him, does house chores and they share emotional feelings. Ceteris Paribus this boyfriend is constant…..
SO GUY, WHICH ONE ARE YOU OR WERE YOU? Don’t lie oo

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