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Joke: What would you do if you were in Akpors’ shoes?

Akpors was trying to start a conversation with his girlfriend, and here’s what ensued:
Girlfriend: Hellooooo dearie!!!!
Akpors: Hi.
Girlfriend: What’s happening?
Akpors: Nothing.

Girlfriend: No, say na, what happened? You look unhappy.
Akpors: I will ask you something now and you have to tell me the truth. Will you?
Girlfriend: Okay, ask.
Akpors: Who is Joseph? He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on facebook. Who the hell is he?
Girlfriend: Please don’t say anything about him.
Akpors: Is he your ex boyfriend? Are you still in love with him?
Girlfriend: Why would I love him. You are my only love.
Akpors: Then, is he your brother?
Girlfriend: No, no. Not like that.
Akpors: Then who the hell is he for Christ’s sake?
Girlfriend: Shall we talk about something else?
Akpors: So you are hiding something from me? You have that much close relationship with him. He’s so important to you, right?
Girlfriend: If I disclose the secret, you will definitely scold me.
Akpors: I’m getting irritated now. Don’t test my patience.
Girlfriend: Pleasssssseeee.
Akpors: If You don’t tell me I will break up with you right now.
Girlfriend: Okay, I will tell you. But promise me that you won’t scold me, okay?
Akpors: Okay.
Girlfriend: Ermmmm, that is my fake profile. If no one likes my pictures, I like my pictures through that account and also post comments like beautiful, hot, sexy, nice one, etc.
Akpors was dumbfounded!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE AKPORS?

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