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Akpors the troublesome student

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Akpors was taking his final exams one day, he had spent the previous day watching movies and did not prepare for his exams but as soon as he heard ‘10mins more’, he got an idea of the essay answers from his friend and started to write really fast.
After 10mins everyone was asked to submit but Akpors ignored the lecturer and kept writing fast. After he was done the class was already empty, he walked to the lecturer to submit his paper but the lecturer refused to accept it.
Frustrated, Akpors looked at the lecturer sternly and asked ‘do you know my name?’
Lecturer: I don’t know you and frankly, I don’t care.
Akpors: (Still looking very serious) Sir, are you sure you don’t know who I am?
Lecturer: (Wondering if he was the son of someone important) No, I really have no idea, who are you?
Akpors: Hahahaha, very good!
Akpors quickly puts his answer sheet in the middle of the other scripts on the table and then scatters everything on the floor. He then runs out and shouts to the lecturer ‘Oya na, find my paper commot am to fail me if you be winch’!
One word for Akpors this time?

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