Skip to main content

CHECK OUT: Naija people no dey carry last. How true is this?

TYPICAL NIGERIAN MENTALITY
1.Every Sunday is RICE
2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE

7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every white man is RICH and CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
13.Every igbo man likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every guy that owns a car is RICH
16.Every kidnapper comes from NIGER DELTA
True or False

Comments

Popular Posts

Patience Jonathan now in Congo, says Presidency

The Presidency on Thursday morning broke its silence on the whereabouts of President Goodluck Jonathan’s wife, Patience. The Media Assistant to Mrs. Jonathan, Mr. Ayo Adewuyi, in a statement made available to journalists in Abuja said the President’s wife is currently in Congo. He said Mrs. Jonathan was in the country to join her colleagues from Africa for the celebration of the 30th anniversary of a non-governmental organisation, Congo Assistance Foundation, floated by the Congolese First Lady, Madam Antoinette Sassou-Nguesso. Adewuyi however did not indicate when Mrs. Jonathan arrived Congo or when she is expected back in Nigeria. He only said his principal was received on arrival by Nigeria’s Ambassador to Congo Brazzaville, Princess Onipede, in company of top Congolese officials. The President’s wife has not been seen attending any public event inside the Presidential Villa, Abuja, since her husband lost his re-election bid in the March 28 presidential election. She w...

MTV VMAs 2015: Complete List of Winners

With four awards in her kitty, singer Taylor Swift emerged as the big winner at the recently concluded MTV Video Music Awards held in Los Angeles on August 30. Kanye West also scored two awards, including the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award.

''I Must Take You To Village For Christmas'' - Hilarious Photo

December is always an interesting period...anything goes. *laughs*!