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Don’t copy if you don’t know how to paste

An inspirational speaker said:
“The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife”. The audience was shocked. Then he quickly added:
“She was my mother”. A big round of applause and laughter followed.

An adventurous man in the audience later decided try this at home. After dinner he told his wife, “You know, the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife”.
But he couldn’t quickly recall the follow-up line.
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: Don’t copy if you cannot paste.

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