Thursday, 8 October 2015

Joke: Funny Joke About Students

A lecturer walked into the lecture room and announced that there will be an emergency test, and he went straight to the board to write the instructions as:

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1. Time is 15 minutes
2. No copying
3. No cancellation of answer
4. You can open your text book or notebook.
5. Once its 15 minutes raise your pen and walk out of your desk.
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He then told the students to get set and he began to dictate the questions one after the other.
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Question Number one:
List your favorite foods Immediately, students began to list. Guys were writing: pounded yam, rice, fufu, egusi and eba,
while the girls went ahead to list: hot dog, shawarma, pizza, etc,
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The lecturer then announced the number two question:
Explain how to prepare/cook your favorite foods that you listed above? OMG! You need to see
how the girls started cancelling their previous answers and changing it to: dodo, ewa, moimoi, garri, puff puff, amala, ewedu...

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