Thursday, 8 October 2015

Joke: Akpors in ‘what is the moral of the story’

One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr Ofoka asked the whole class to go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.

The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the class and asked for the first volunteer to tell their story.
Little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to go ahead.
LITTLE SUZY: “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.”
Then Mr Ofoka asked for the moral lesson of the story.
Suzy replied, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”
Next is little Lucy.
LITTLE LUCY: “Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.”
Mr Ofoka also asked for the moral lesson of the story.
Lucy replied “Don’t count your eggs before they’re hatched.”
The last person was little Akpors. Akpors started like this:
LITTLE AKPORS: “My uncle Johnbull fought in the Burma war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Burmese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade of his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands”.
Mr Ofoka looked at johnny in shock and asked if there is possibly any moral lesson to his story.
Johnny replied,”Don’t MESS with uncle Johnbull when he’s been drinking!”
ONE WORD FOR LITTLE AKPORS?
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