Which type of wife are you, or do you know?

TYPES OF WIVES:
1. BOXING WIVES: These are the type of wives that fight with their husbands deliberately just to provoke him…These kind of women are ready to fight with the husband mostly in the public to create nuisance.

2. HEADMASTER WIVES: These are the wives that are well paid in either their career or business but they disrespect and put their husbands down because they have the financial edge over their husbands.
3. POLICE WIVES: This type is very common. These are the wives that inspect or police their husbands everywhere they go…When the husband goes to the bathroom, they pick up his phone to quickly check his messages…If the husband makes a call, she will hide behind the door to listen to every conversation…If the husband goes out they make sure he is followed and has friends that keeps an extra eye on the husband’s activities.
4. DICTIONARY WIVES: These are the wives that won’t listen to the advice of the husband, rather they prefer to listen to the mother or sister…Whenever the husband says something, they quickly go to verify from either the mother,sister, friend e.t.c like a dictionary to know if they should go ahead with their husband’s directives.
5. PARTY WIVES: They prefer to buy every available aso ebi, shoes and bag to attend any available party even though her family does not have the financial muscle to entertain such expenses…They are readily available at every party and owambe thereby neglecting their children, husband and home.
6. PAMPERED WIVES: These are also known as ‘daddy’s little girl’…They call and report their husband to their father at any slight argument or conversation… The rich ones are highly dangerous especially when the husband is working directly for the father.
7. DUSTBIN WIVES: The name might sound harsh but they exist…These wives leave their home unkempt and dirty and you only see them rushing to clean the house only when they are expecting guests.
8. GOOD WIVES: These ones are hard to find. They welcome you at the door when you come back from work, cook your favorite meals, take care of the house and their kids, ask how their day went, takes care of both of their parents etc.
WHICH OF THESE WIVES ARE YOU, OR DO YOU KNOW?